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22nd August 2004

5:23am: FIC AWARDS RULE! Especially if I win everything!
Recently The OC fandom walked in the grand tradition of all fandoms and had its very first fan fiction awards. And since history is always bound to repeat itself, a day after the award winners were announced, wank occurred!

[info]shelbecat organized the awards, and posted on LJ, FanFiction.Net *and* TWoP. But mostly on TWoP. Shockingly, all the authors from TWoP won, even though just skimming over the entries I'm thinking a lot of the LJ stories should have won just on the basis of, like, SPELLING.

Here is [info]shelbecat's confirmation of the obvious (that fanfic awards are basically popularity/visibility contests.) Non-wanky in and of itself, but along comes [info]missdeviant, who won an award and still thinks the whole awards process is mega-wanky, and so were the results, which, yeah, had some pretty unreadable non-LJ-based "winners."

She adds that this is not a slight toward [info]shelbecat herself, but shelbecat tells missdeviant what she can do with that disclaimer.

But along comes [info]mswalter, who co-wrote or singlehandedly wrote the majority of the "winning fic" and surprisingly has no problem with the awards at all! In fact, she finds them quite fair, unbiased, and an accurate representation of quality fic in the fandom! LOL Here is the post where she plays the "I'm a professional writer so I know what I'm talking about" card, calls the generalizing LJers haters, and then makes the generalization that LJ writers for The OC are big on really minor things like grammar, spelling, punctuation, formatting, spot-on characterization and excellent dialogue, but suck at plot.

Here it is in all its wankerrific glory incase it is BAHLETED:

Y'all can, like, write good stories and all, but that doesn't mean you're not talentless hacks. )

The cherry on the wank sundae comes by way of mswalter's writing partner, [info]maudgonne, who gets passive aggressive and all MOST of you accepted the wonder that was these fan fiction awards and did not act like a stupid ungrateful biatch. MOST of you. Thank you so much, those among you who are nonstupid. *huggles*

Excellent.
Current Mood: Caffeinated
8:25pm: MORE Fandom_Scruples Wank!!
This time, they're gonna PROVE that they're right. That's right - MORE "Morality In Media" essays!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/fandom_scruples/2451.html



And part of the TRUE motivation for his little crusade:
"Because I am human and male and surging hormones make living decently very hard at times."

In other words - "Those fics give me a hard-on and I can't deal."
Current Mood: *sporfle!*
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