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23rd August 2004

11:41am: Ball-licking HP wank
This is small, but quite entertaining. A post on Sirius' character change between GoF and OotP is made and recced on the Daily Snitch. The original post is not wanky. hi1arity seems to find it objectionable, however, and resorts to using bold, extremely excessive italics, swearing, caps lock, terrible spelling, and the dreaded hello! to make her point. (Which appears to be that omgSiriusisdabombdontsaymeanthingsiluvhim). Her challenge that "you cannot fucking tell me Sirius wasn't worse off in OotP" is taken up by mortifyd (whose point starts out well but appears to be motivated by a good dose of omgSiriusisdaevolyouGryffindorho). Mortifyd wins this round, however, with the glorious revelation about Sirius' time in Azkaban: At least as a dog he could amuse himself by licking his balls.

The whole thing degenerates into back-and-forth sniping, with hi1arity resorting to the "have you read the books?" argument and the classic sentence "[y]ou seem to be a very cold and bland individual", as well as admitting she was so mad she was shaking as she posted one of her replies. Teh horror!

Final joy is that both personal journals have entries on the issue: here and here, with a final swipe about the ball-licking. 'Cause that's what it's really all about.
12:34pm: "OKITA DIDN'T TAKE IT UP THE ASS HE MURDERED PEOPLE!"
"DO NOT POST AGAIN! SHUT UP! THIS "RPG" OFFICIAL SUCKS! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Are you shutting up yet? If not SHUT UP!"

When rabid anti-yaoi fanboys step into Peacemaker Kurogane RPGs, coming soon on FOX.
Current Mood: *thud*
3:43pm: Fandom_Scruples Update
And now, they're railing specifically against the evils of looking at porn.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/fandom_scruples/3457.html

*YAWN*

*goes off to read Gundam Wing yaoi lemons*
8:13pm: The Wonderful World of MMORPGs
Yes, as we all know, MMORPGs are simply cesspools of wankage material. Case in point -- this gem here which I ran across earlier.

Oh no! Look at all the internet hurt people! Sirenia, as I understand it, lied to a character named Celmario about breaking up with her boyfriend Leviticus (after she'd been with several other people). Leviticus was planning on marrying her! But not anymore. And look at the frothing at the mouth as Celmario's friends come to defend his honor!

I really find it quite *yawn* amusing. Even though I was a part of this situation at one point and have bitched about it quite profusely over at Bad RPers Suck. I just find it funny how many people have their wanky teeth bared.

Enjoy!
Current Mood: Fan-Fucking-tastic
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