Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

2:26am: SG1 wank that -isn't- Atlantis. Yippee!
Over on LJ, Joy makes a post on her thoughts of the lastest episode, 'Affinity'.

Nostalgia_LJ, FamilyArchives, Nique, and others reply to her post.

Joy declares them all trolls at first, then comments to a few. FamilyArchives and Nique get into a bitter argument over which relationship would be more illegal, Jack/Daniel or Jack/Sam. To which Nostalgia declares he's 'doing them both!'

Discuss turns to Jack's religion ("He's catholic!" "No, Protestant!").

It all ends in tears when Joy does a swift banning and then deletes most of the replies. Fortunately, someone was smart enough to save it for our enjoyment.

2:06pm: Updating the Furuba wank!!!!
Do you remember the BIG splooge explosion after Akito's biggest secret was revealed in manga chapter 97?

Well, it gets worse...

( And it's all because the mangaka shapes her characters just like she wants. How dare she!!! )

Can we say, "in denial", boys and girls?

EDIT: Placed some lj-cuts here and there. Sorry, forgot some people still don't know... :P

2:16pm: Tonight On Fox: WHEN SUETHORS ATTACK!
Woo hoo! My first wank! (flings confetti about)

lamento_eroico posts a rant about yaoi fans, complaining her masterpiece is being overlooked just because it's het and the OMG LOUSY yaoi story next door is getting tons of reviews!

Turns out her story sounds suspiciously like a Mary Sue. When called on that, she gets pissy, including trotting out Ye Olde "Don't Like It? Don't Read It!" excuse.

Then she blames her Suethoring on ADD.

Hold onto your hats, folks! There may be more Suethor cliches to come!

2:30pm: "You shouldn't call yourself a slash fan, saying you're a fan of something sounds stupid!"
Aristide doesn't like people saying "I'm a slash fan" because it sounds stupid. Other people comment, some even saying what good intelligent little fans SHOULD say.

Not a whole lot of comments, but the post in itself is wanky, not to mention offtopic. :P

(There, you "clairvoyant wank" pimps satisfied now? :P)