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12:28pm: Starsky & Hutch Wank off the port bow!
Popping my wank cherry...

In the beginning, was the dream-journal entry. And somewhere, Freud rolled over in his grave.

And then came the wank, and it was spoogtastic. Comments about how you can't be a member of the EGPAF if you're a part of S&H fandom, counter-comments about not mentioning the "s" word and accusations of libel, and they just keep feeding the troll...

Then comes the golden showers moments.

Finally, because you couldn't have the wank without it, the obligatory anonymous post.

Can you feel the friction-burn?

1:28pm: Heh

Off topic, but very appropriate.

( Sinfest Comic )

3:57pm: At least he is waiting until she is 18:

http://jasonkill.com/hermione/index.htm

With photos of his bedroom included, poetry and pleas to grab a wand!

Enjoy!

4:24pm: While looking for something Amazon, I ran across (get this) A Tribute to Josh Groban. The concept is a bit wanky. The reviews are even more so. Enjoy.

6:47pm: Scrubs Wank -- Downloading TV Eps is Eeeeevil!
Here's a tiny wank morsel I found while searching for the DVD release date of the TV series "Scrubs." It's microscopic, really, but I was amused.

( Highlights under the cut for your voyeuristic convenience. )