Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

8:23am: Mmm, Wank. The Freshmaker.
Once upon a time, there was an "interesting" doodle posted at fruits_basket. Many wondered and poked it, is it real? Is it fake? Confusion was high, many chose to ignore it.

Some called troll.
Others called it brilliant.

The usual flame was said.
Overall, tiny.

Until el wanker supremo landed on the scene. Who believes he is Envy, a character from Full Metal Alchemist. Yep, nothing's better than pretending you're a fictional character. A rather random visitor, no one thought much about it. It all started with hakkyuu_kyoki posting her Full Metal Alchemist icon as she commented...

Then it got weird.
Hey! How did you get my picture?!
Said wanker continues to harass the commenter with Full Metal Alchemist wank, icon wank, and insults!

Wanker strikes! He threatens to launch his minions on the commenter but his excuses range from :

"1. They dont have a live journal
2. Im lazyer than you
3. I am Envy whether you like it or not
4. I'll call you whatever my heart desires
5. I am all that
6. spoif j;spoigsu p;oguf;s9l ih;soighs ;oigows
7. Who the hell do you think you are, to be telling me what I am or not?
8. You are just a crappy anus in the world
So wether you deny it or not i WILL WIN this argument little girl."

11:56am: Mmmmm.. holier than thou wank
There's been some heightened emotions in Monk fandom this past week due to news of one of the main cast members getting shit-canned. Lots of chatter among the fandom about how she can be "saved" (letter writing, etc) and the reasons for why the actress was let go. There has been disagreement, but the fandom is mostly a very civil one. A couple of people (oft considered in the know on behind the scenes stuff) on the network's message board say the actress had a poor work ethic after the show became a success.

Now, over at an LJ Monk community, a user posts a similar message regarding worth ethic following a flurry of HOW CAN THE NETWORK DO THIS TO US??!!1!LEVEN!? Poster says she is the neice of the main star so knew the story and wanted to give people some perspective on what went down.

One person does not believe her.

So the original poster shares some family photos. In the true spirit of not letting things go, the naysayer continues to pass judgement.