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10:13am: A Troll in the HP Dungeon? Well, duh, is it Friday?
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um, sorry about the Franglais.

And the moral is:

"Harry Potter is not real. Nor is he your friend, nor would he WANT to be your friend if he did exist.

Deal with it.

Also: anyone who uses ":)" or ":(" is an arsewipe and ought to be put down."

:D :D :D :D

I think the troll is either huffing glue or vitamin B deficient.


ETA: But wait! There is more!

Fandom Rant Can you pick yourself out of the list? I can! Wait a minute. damn.

kidding - I don't think I am on that list. um, mebbe.

4:13pm: What is this "make-believe" of which you speak?
I don't know how old this is; I just stumbled across it in my quest for decent Weiß Kreuz screencaps, and before I knew what was happening I was buried in an avalanche of splooge.

No place to comment, sadly enough, but a nice, compact wank, in which a site owner Sees The Light and Attempts To Share Her Wisdom:

( Goodbye, so long, Auf Wiedersehen! )

Chickie might like to keep in mind that not everybody is her. More to the point, if "many other animes" are just fantasy... then which ones aren't?

ETA: New shit has come to light! And in light of this new shit....

schuldig informs us that chickie's net handle is Sadistic Paperclip, her drama-filled disappearance dates back a couple years, and she left a similarly wanky good-bye message on what one can only assume is the aptly-named "crappyweissfics" mailing list.

( Mmm, vintage. )

The New Yorker and mondo homework. You know how it is.

11:37pm: Nascar - yes, Nascar - wank
It is with fear and trepidation that I post my very first wank... if only because it shows the world just how red my neck is.

Over at Fanfic Speedway you'll find a group of people who write fanfiction about Nascar drivers (most of it either slashy or Mary-Sue-y). And in the forum, a post about a recent race went from happy to wanky by the end of page one. Admin budwrench29 and poster dingda31 get snippy with each other over their admiration - or lack thereof - for drivers Kevin Harvick and Robby Gordon. Others post their opinions then back off. Dingda appears to like the sound of her own voice (or keyboard clicking, as it were); she threatens to leave the 'community' after two wordy rants on page two. Budwrench fires back with the tried and true bitch-out method of reposting a PM conversation for all to see at the top of page 3. All this over: "You said you liked my driver but really you don't."

Apologies if this one's a bit out there. It's a mind-boggling place to check out, if nothing else. Not that I go there regularly or anything.

*cough*