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9:04am: Full Metal 9/11 Canon-Rape "If You Don't Like It, STFU" Wankery.
First report. I bring cute little Full Metal/politics/anime-is-not-reality wank.

It begins in over in fm_alchemist as rootoftheoracle posts a manip of Roy Mustang at Ground Zero.

There's praise of the manip. All goes well until tanzy remarks "Wow, that's incredibly tasteless..." There's there's some fairly civilized discussion that nonetheless leads up to the bizarre ( 'What Would Mustang Do?' )

Later, however, _cthebloodflow takes a stand against the handful of people who have voiced disapproval. ( Quote, 'God forbid you start thinking critically about the world and form rational opinions like an adult.' )

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, rootoftheoracle posts a response to everyone who dissed her manip before (completely missing the point of most of the criticism). ( 'You should have shut up and ignore it or at lease say 'Oh that is a nice edit.'' )

( Wank wank wank wank wank. )

I was hoping that there'd be a huge "OMG the Ishbal people are like Muslims -- if you're a true fan of FMA, vote Kerry '04!!1!" wank sometime before the series ended, but this is close enough.

Edit: Now there's some OMG, the papacy is teh eval!!1! and random Christianity sucks miniwanks pointed out by a helpful anonymouse.

9:06pm: reganwank 2004

Ladies and gents, I give you Regan, who wishes she was notorious but probably isn't. She used to be a James Marsters fan (Buffy and Angel, for those of you not familiar with his ex-platinum-ness). Her and Kat Eyz (Deb), Lemonparade (Cate) and some obscure but no doubt equally insane friend make up the Fearsome Foursome... or again, they probably like to think so.

Regan doesn't like James Marsters any more, probably because he refused to sleep with her at some point. So she calls him an alcoholic cokehead in her journal, and the wank begins. ( Lets back up a bit. )

My fandom is imploding, and I likes it.