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16th September 2004

4:50pm: Gay Porn. It's like the Constitution, In A Way.
A small Smallville/general slash related wank for your marshmallow roasting pleasure.

So, a couple of weeks ago, there was a big debate/wank that got posted to [info]i_wank about whether or not threesomes were genuine slash. I don't know why it didn't make it to F_W. I guess cross-pollinating between the 2 comms is seen as redundant.

Anyway, on the side of what I think is the "broad" definition of slash (slash=anything not strictly 100% het, which incidentally is what I think, too) were our very own [info]darkrose and [info]kyuuketsukirui. On the side of the "narrow" (as in "stricter") definition, e.g., slash=m/m or f/f *only* and introduction of an opposite character instantly makes it not-slash, were [info]swtalmnd, who posted this wankarrific rant about it in which she declares threesomes labeled as slash "icky". Witness thusly:
and why, god, why do people think that m/m/f is a slash story? because if a boy and a girl are having sex with each other in your story? it's het. no, really. ick ick ick.

And there's also [info]kelex, who attempted to clarify [info]swtalmnd's position, but instead just got into it with a couple of people on the thread (namely, [info]darkrose and [info]kyuuketsukirui). Then [info]swtalmnd froze all replies, which is kinda wanky in and of itself, so it didn't really get very far.

Fast forward to yesterday, which is when the stories for the Whitney Fordman ficathon in the Smallville fandom were due. [info]kelex wrote this NC-17 Lex/Whitney story. Many people chimed in to give praise and feedback, myself included.

Unfortunately, this anonymouse with a vendetta from the threesome debate 2 weeks ago shows up to say how much he or she thinks the story sucks:
Wow, for someone who doesn't like het sex in their slash stories, this has an awful lot of man-gina action. Whitney's practically a woman-- shrill screaming, sensitive nipples, and a Hoover-like anus.

It's all downhill from there, y'all.
Current Mood: *thud*
11:00pm: Micro-wank in the makings!

tiaraenvy is a new SM icon community in the works, designed to mock poorly made icons.

It's advertised here, but doesn't start to get wanky.

The wank begins with a (now-deleted) post going after [info]sailormoon, a BNF and cosplayer.

There are more posts, but everyone takes them in good stride. Then, it begins when [info]killerspork33 calls one of the mods on having crap icons.

[info]heartshocking repents of TEH ULTIMATE EVUHL of [info]tiaraenvy, in a heart-warming scene. [info]sailorjpg interrupts the warmth with snark.

Then, [info]killerspork33 and [info]mochibuni start going at it.


The next post comes from [info]the_calzone, who admits to the mods' and community's crappy icons.

No wank yet, but F_W got a mention.

Now we wait for the mods to appear!

[twiddles thumbs]
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