Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:03am: Anons opinions don't count even when I agree with them
This started out as a simple rant in Fanficrants about fangirls reviewing the poster's fic in their "OMG TEH MANE CHARA RULZ!!11!" way. All is hunky-dory until an anonymous chimes in with a reasonable opinion.

"and yet some writers would give their left arm for any kind of review at all, just as long as someone was reading them.

sad. you're bitching that you were getting responses to your fic. they may not be this contructive criticism you desire, but they at least responded. some authors, even on ff.net, don't get that much."

Not very wanky, huh? Well it does start here when commentors couldn't resist poking the assumed troll (just because it's an anon and rather snarky). "Your point would have more merit if it weren't anonymous and unsigned. Hard to get feedback hiding behind that computer, eh?"
Now what kind of law did that quote invoke if there is one for it?

Anon responds by calling them hypocrites, twice. All because the 'troll-pokers' accused the anon of the very thing it disagreed with. The twisted logic confusesamuses me.

So far, it ends with the most ironic response from the supposed troll poking side. "Yes, but I'm not going to take someone's words seriously if they're not willing to stand up for them. If you don't believe what you're saying, why should I?

As I said, it's small. So, what's the verdict?
Edited post to clarify the funny.

10:43am: Could it be... Surely not... HP wank *again*?
Oh yes, the boy-who-lived is bringing the wank again! It all starts over in </a></b></a>hogwartshouses, when </a></b></a>meshou posts in defence of his/her adopted house, Hufflepuff. The spooge hits the fan when </a></b></a>kittymitten comments that she’d hate herself if she belonged in Hufflepuff because she has such high standards for herself. What follows is essentially a slanging match between the two, with kittymitten asserting how intelligent, mature, and impressive she is, and </a></b></a>meshou asserting the opposite.


But that’s not all! The very next day, </a></b></a>kittymitten posts with a set of lovely icons asserting once more the stupidity of Hufflepuffers. This, of course, is like waving a red rag to a bull, and </a></b></a>meshou is on hand to to provide us with the wanky goodness we all know and love.

Harry Potter wank™. It’s all you ever need.

9:46pm: Trolls on deleterius? You don't say...
I'm surprised no one has posted this yet. canadianbitch shows up again, posting insults in Swedish apparently.

Edit: Language is actually Sindarin. Even better. *snerk*

And then a post later, we have die_deleterius with one-liner insults on the comm itself as well as in its own journal.

Meanwhile, members ponder why deleterius's trolls suck. Another member wonders whether D_D and C_B are the same person.