Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:24am: Well this is slightly surprising.
Kyou Kara Maou! is a shonen ai anime about a boy who gets sucked into another world when his head gets flushed in a toilet by bullies. Turns out in the fantasy world he the Moau(king of mazouko) accidently betrothes himself to another boy and basically wackiness ensues. It's cute it's silly and the fans are pretty laid back(when word came the show had been licensed there was some concern but the overall opinion was this was a Good thing) So I was surprised when today on the Kyou_Kara_Maou lj community Cre__amy posted a little snippit of a fic implying(but no actual) rape, and asking if it is worth continuing. Personally I think there's not enough written to judge if it worth developing or not.

People begin bitching about the implied rape.

Elsewherecw finds Michechu dislike of non-con odd considering an icon Michechu made earlier and posted.

Baby wank and looks like it's over, but I found it rather interesting considering the previous history of the comm.

edit: fixed some spelling mistakes

ETA: katsue Reported that the wank has disappeared apparently because of the original poster trying to fix her lj-cut, not due to anyone trying to hide the wank. A mod has stepped in to try to sort out the issue and figure out what happened, but that post is locked so I won't be sharing it here.

10:13am: Online Game wank
Planet DarkAges is a forum based on a multi-online RPG called Dark Ages. It's a house of wank, just browsing some of the topics there could amuse you for hours on end.

But today's wank is something else.

In recent news, Nexon, the company, fixes two bugs, one of them which has been around for well over a year and that people have abused constantly through.

The spoolge flies in the thread shortly after that.

Omg, you mean I have to SPEND TIME on my character!?

PDA is teh ebil because they brought a BUG to attention!

You are making this game less fun by putting in a challenge!

Dudes, chill out!

Why 'fixing a bug' is st00pid

Omg, I'm gonna QUIT!

Fixing this bug = being a nerf

stfu already and DEAL!

I dun wanna be challenged, it's too tedious!

Honestly, I couldn't get through the last two pages. :P

My opinion? On one hand, Nexon should've finished this sooner before people relied on it so heavily. On the other hand, people did abuse a bug and if Nexon truly wanted to be evil, they'd block anyone who abused this bug, but then again, judging from how many people abuse this bug, they'd end up blocking half the population.

11:54am: Ragnarok Online!Wank
Oh boy. Where to start.

September 16th :

xmidnightx posts on the Ragnarok Online community to watch out for a mobbing knight. He looted them and kill-stealed and then tried to kill them. She posts his name and the guild he is from.

It seems veni is not pleased with the naming of either the guild or of the person. Her now deleted post (I believe) criticized the original poster for naming the culprit and the guild. Since the post was the beginning of the thread, I can't link to it... but the rest of the threads give a pretty good view of what it probably had.

guineverekoopa tries to explain why naming the person is beneficial to the community. mydeadstars also tries to explain. Veni is still not amused.

Small wank ensues as people get antsy about having the guild name being thrown around.

People are baffled at her aggressive nature. How can one warn others if names are not thrown around? All is quiet for a while.

( Five days later... )

6:15pm: Crystal Gamgee Wank: a Mini Wank
So far the 'almighty' Crystal hasn't gotten into it herself, or has she?

A metaquote poking fun at Crystal replying to a comment spins off into wank in the comment thread in a way that only Crystal!wank can!

Anon poster - I'm not trying to help my case at all. I don't give a damn what you all think about me. I know the REAL CG and you do not. I know that she could care less what you think about her "art" and I know she laughs at the lot of you, just as much as you laugh at her.

... and it just goes from there. As it always does.

10:12pm: Help! I'm a prisoner in a Chinese Wankery!
Jackie Chan, romantic lead or laundry mat [sic] owner?

You decide.

11:27pm: Actor Sean Astin (Sam Gamgee in the Lord of the Rings films) has written a book about some of his experiences making the films in New Zealand. Apparently, some fans, for reasons I can't quite understand, thought that Sean, General Nice Guy, was going to deliver some juicy gossip about teh gay Domlijah secks the behind-the-scenes escapades of the LOTR cast. Of course, they are disappointed that the book is (gasp!) all about Sean Astin, and not about his obsessive sekrit love for Elijah Wood dishing like a disciple of Ted C.