Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:46am: Fighting wank with wank?
Maybe I'm sticking my neck out here, but isn't this at least if not more wanky as the subject material? The gloating is laid on a little thick, IMO, and the smug artwork is somewhat embarrassing. A more professional approach might have been a better idea, rather than making both sides look like sploogefests. Just my thoughts. Yours?

4:42am: Nip/Tuck is dead! Long live Nip/Tuck!
Found this small but really catty wank on nip_tuck. Spoiler warning: contains detailed discussion of the S2 finale that aired last night.

iluvangelina: I know what the results of the finale are and I will TELL YOU IN ALL CAPS.

awwyea is unimpressed: You're an idiot, and you know jack shit.

iluvangelina wittily responds with: I do SO know what's going to happen, someone is going to die, because one of the actors is making a MOVIE! Because he's apparently never heard of "hiatuses."

_bexy thinks ILA is a complete and obvious moron, and then after ranting about it for five posts, invokes that "It's JUST a goddamned TV show" jurisimprudence law.

elevenphoenix points out that lots of actors do both TV shows and films at the same time. Like, say, Katie Holmes, the entire cast of Friends, and Ashton Kutcher.

iluvangelina attempts to argue that it doesn't count, because Ashton isn't a REAL actor, and the Friends cast don't make any movies that are any GOOD.

Then everyone gathers to commiserate about how stupid ILA is. In his own post. They think he's so dumb that awwyea feels compelled to warn the entire community about how stupid he is. Fun!

7:32am: Hey, HP shippers? "Your sick, twisted little fantasies!" aren't appreciated!
Yes, fanfic_hate has had slow threads for a while and very little wank. But they're baaack! There's a new miscellaneous post:

No, it's not miscellaneous (damn, I have no idea how to spell that and the nearest dictionary is only about two clicks away - I'm entirely too lazy) fanfic, it's fanfic-related stuffness.

Think the Sugar Quill are elitist? Think every rabid 'shipper' on the planet needs to be shot? (Please don't say that, I'll get in trouble)

So of course people start on it.

And then we hit this thread, where there is Harry Potter, and so of course:

( Cassie Claire, Shippers, and Porn, oh my! )

5:43pm: I do not want to so much be reminded that anything as foul and yes, masturbatory as you exists.
Bad fic, troll baiting, Fiction Alley Mods, pompous acedemics and much much more in this latest installment of Harry Potter Wank!

I don't know what the rest of this wank is about (although going back through mollymoon's journal looks promising) but this response is possibly one of the wankiest things I've ever seen and must be commemorated.

(In reply to a comment by Aja about the homophobic tone of FPBs fic:)
"But who is so prejudiced, narrow-minded, and utterly incapable of reading anything except through the black glasses of her hatred, that her reading is worth about as much as that of an Al Quaeda member. YOu pathetic ignorant fool, Harry was drunk; not only drunk, but viciously and aggressively drunk; not only viciously drunk, but gone to that place exactly in order to get drunk. And you take his insults to Draco seriously? You pompous fool, they are the ordinary currency of barroom brawls."</a>

8:05pm: I can't believe I'm reporting this but... Invader Zim Wanking.
DevART + cartoon slash = a cute little miniwank in progress in the comments.

niko20 is a typical slash-bashing troll who talks about "queer homos". Members of the ZADR club rise to the bait. niko defends his/her/it's words with:

ahh but dosnt queer mean odd or strange, out of the ordinary. completely different from homo , which means homosexual(gay tendancy's) so dont be calling me dumb, its clearly aledgid that i said a strange homo or gay.

Includes a brief but pointless jab at Republicans. Wankage ahoy!

(PS: I've no idea how to view earlier comments, but if they scroll off and become unaccessible, I'll screencap.)