Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:54pm: OMG Mac's GAY?!?!?
For those of you who do NOT obessively follow the story of Mr Macaulay Culkin, a quick recap...he's been recently 'romantically linked' with Jeffrey Brunner. He's refusing to 'confirm or deny' the allegations.

Needless to say, this hits IMDB and the shit hits the fan. The first (and actually LESS psycho, despite including the line 'Gay all his life? No, it's probably because Michael Jackson popped him when he was a preteener') thread is linked up there.

The second, however, is over here. And when your thread begins with ( this... )

Well, I don't even think I need to say where it goes. We've got gay!wank, religious!wank, deafness!wank (not kidding.) and bi!wank. And all of this over something which might not even be true...but, honestly, is making me grin like an idiot and HOPE.

ETA: ANOTHER thread, this starting off the ex-girlfriend factor...

ETA2: And it keeps going and going and going. Keep an eye out for a special appearance by your saviour and mine, Elijah Wood.

1:56pm: Have we added this to the f_w drinking game?
Fanfic is bad, fanfic is stealing, blah blah blah.

There isn't any actual wank in the comments, but the OP is being wanky enough on their own.

4:30pm: 1,2,3,4, Wank! Teen Titans!
From Titans Graphics on LJ,

First comes x_imnotyourstar's shippy icon, to which people respond with varying levels of favor,

Then comes the inevitable, Please, if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all! request, and subsequent responses.


Mmmm, comic/toon-wank!