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12:17am: Why do I keep fangirling Orlando? Oh yeah... he's pretty.
Most Orlando Bloom fangirls are batshit crazy, however, and quite a few are rather stupid. It's enough to make you almost consider giving him up, but then you remember. Oh, yeah. He's pretty.

For those of you just tuning in, this is Anna. A few days ago, Anna and her friend Sonia stalked visited the set of Elizabethtown, during which she actually bitched at Orlando's assistant for Orlando not coming out to see the fangirls. Why is this important, you ask? Well... it isn't. Until she shows up on the livejournal of Stacie, the LOTRGossip moderator.

Stacie doesn't like Kate Bosworth much. And often says as much, in her own LJ, and anonymous Viggorlis often join the party. This time Anna (lickacricket on LJ) takes offence and wants Stacie to talk about something else. In her own journal. The anons strike back in force, pointing out her rudeness both in the LJ and on the movie set. lickacricket keeps replying to the anons, and is joined by her sockpuppet? friend orlicat, who proceeds to fight with the anons, until finally coming to the stunning conclusion that they just might be clogging someone's inbox with their petty arguing!

I have to say, I think the anons won that round (much as I hate to give the Viggorlis credit), as Anna and orlicat retreat back to GJ to lick their wounds.

With fangirls like these, who needs enemies? I dearly hope Orlando Bloom never learns how to use the internet.

7:23pm: See big ETA at the bottom of this post!

Hi, everyone! I have a Wank Story (kinda like a Baby Story, only without the baby, and with wank,) from the GAFF forum. It seems to have started in an RP, though I can't find the original post. The players are Karmyn31, and the forum that revolves around her. Here's a brief synopsis:

Karmyn31: Me! Hey, me! Me! Me! Me!

Everyone else: Uhhh, okay.

Karmyn31: Fine, ignore me. I'll just DIE!

Everyone else: Whatever. Anyway.

Karmyn31: I'm leaving. I said, I'm leaving! Really! This time I'm REALLY leaving!

Otehr people: Okay! So go!

Karmyn31: You guys are all mean! You hate me! Everyone hates me so I'm leaving so there goodbye!!111! FOR REAL THIS TIME!

A few fangirls: OMG We luff U PLS STAY!@!!11 Ignore teh MEANIES!

Everyone else: Okay. Stop it now.

Karmyn31: I'm sorry! Don't blame me, I have clinical depression! Depression! Me! Me, me, me, me! Me with depression! And, in case that wasn't enough information, I am also a virgin and will probably always be, so feel sorry for me!

Everyone else: ...uhhh...Okay.

Karmyn31: But I'm sick and poor and trying to write a sex scene! TEH STRESS! Stop picking on me!

Everyone else: ...

Karmyn31: Okay, I'm not really leaving. Hey guess what! MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP! SO EVERY1 PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

Everyone else: By the way, GAFF is getting pointless. Can a bunch of people stop with the pointless posts and trolling?

Karmyn31: Stop picking on me! You're mean to me! It's all about me!

Everyone else: Karmyn31, chill out.

Karmyn31: A whole thread about me! And why you shouldn't pick on me!

Everyone else: Shut the hell up already! Jesus Christ!

Site Guru: Settle down.

Karmyn31: Nothing a little ass-kissing won't fix!




For the record, this person is 29 years old, okay? We're not talking about a preteen drama queen here.

And, that's that!
BIG ETA: As of today, that's 10/13, Karmyn31 has started yet another post about her sad self on GAFF: http://www.godawful.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6769

She. Does. Not. Learn.

9:17pm: If nothing else, it's got staying power!
I give you the Great Trigun Wank '04, that's been going on for about three months now, with the same arguments ciculating ad nauseum. Yet somehow, it still hasn't gotten old. This is a long story, but I'd like to see it preserved for future generations. From the start.

100bullets, the Trigun drabble comm, is a happy place where, through some fluke of the universe, yaoi (dominantly W/V) and het (dominantly V/M) fans manage to coexist without killing each other. Weekly challenges are issued wherein participants are assigned challenges suggested by other participants, and everybody has a good time. Until lushdesolation shows up and makes it very clear that she doesn't like yaoi, citing religious reasons for her dislike.

The yaoi crowd is hacked, but amazingly, all hell does not break loose. Yet. Until she does it again. And again. And again.

Around this time, millyfan starts getting all up in people's junk about being mean to lushdesolation. Yes, this is important, trust me.

Changing tack, lushdesolation writes her own yaoi drabble positively dripping with scorn. She also makes the staggeringly insightful comment that it's okay to be gay if you're evil, but not if you're one of the protagonists.

"I don't mind writing yaoi for villians - as for heroes who are not explicitly yaoi in canon, I don't want to make them yaoi. To me, making Vash and Wolfwood have hot mutual buttsex...would be "tainting" them - at least, tainting Vash, whom I see as an extremely moral character."

It doesn't much go over well, and she then posts an apology for acting like an ass. Said apology would be a whole lot easier to swallow, if she didn't lace it with pity-me comments about cutting herself.

Not long after lushdesolation promises to shape up, she's at it again, in a drabble that's not even yaoi. People get pissed off, millyfan freaks out and both are banned for a month for being rude and unseemly by community mod jaina. Several posts later, taking advantage of anonymous posting, lushdesolation gives people a piece of her mind before drifting off into the ether.

Fast forward to present. Fresh from her one-month ban, lushdesolation makes her presence known, refrencing a thread she started on the Godawful Fanfiction boards detailing why 100bullets sucks. Regulars from 100bullets are attracted by the sound of spooge, and wank happens elsewhere. Sensing people talking about her, lushdesolation shows up because bashing a comm in a different forum and then bragging about to the targets themselves is so not wank omg.

She then makes the obligatory "STFU I'm going home" post and gives the comm the finger. Showing what a true friend she is, millyfan makes some hideous icons to commemorate the event.