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12:57am: Evangelion wank! Also my first wank, so please be kind.
So this guy animedude decides to post a question to ngevangelion. It's almost like he knew he'd bring the wank, because he basically asked Is Shinji gay or straight?

He then proceeds to get in an argument with several community members...

korgan says id say hes bi to which our wonderful animedude replies how can he be bi if he has never had sex with ANYONE?

And the wank ensues.

After much owning, he decides to make another post to ngevangelion:

I can see now that the last question I posted was a bad idea, one because most people are immature and cannot handle other peoples opinions and two people are way to sensitive. So I have decieded to ask a question that no-one can get mad at. Who is hotter? Asuka or Rei?
=P

6:19am: Wank Amnesty Day (NSFWMMK)
Today is Fandom Wank's second birthday.

On the 15th of October 2002, Fandom Wank was created on Livejournal.

On the 14th of January 2003, Fandom Wank was TOSed from LJ. No reason has ever been supplied.

By the 16th of January 2003 and with the aid of a yahoo group, Fandom Wank had moved to Blurty.

On the 14th of March 2003, Fandom Wank was TOSed from Blurty. No reason has ever been supplied.

(On the 14th of March 2003, Fandom Wank spent an uncomfortable night sleeping on a fold-out couch at Crazy Life. )

On the 16th of March 2003, Fandom Wank was the second journal ever to be created on Journalfen. It's been here ever since (except one fateful day last June - but who even remembers that).

Here's a little snippet from the original userinfo that was saved:

Do you point and laugh at postmodernist deconstructions of Why Hot Guy A Wants to Fuck Hot Guy B Through the Mattress?

Do you snicker cynically when fans who pride themselves on their intellectual superiority throw whining tantrums like Ritalin-deprived five-year-olds?

Do you like to sit down with an economy-sized tub of popcorn and warm your feet by the gentle glow of a nice flamewar?

If you said "hell, yes!" to any of the above, you've come to the right place.

(Interests included "pointing and laughing", "snarking" and indeed "msallegro".)

To acknowledge the past two years, we've frozen the ability to post wank today. This will be the only new thread up. Do whatever you like here though: wank, troll, flame, party, reminisce about your favourite wanks, mock others, attempt to beat the crystalwank comments etc.

That's all we ever wanted to do anyway, right?

7:16am: Sims.
Are the Sims considered a fandom? ( read: I will relocate this if they're not. )

The Sims2 message boards are generally a melting pot of idiots from all over the globe.

Anyway. It starts when BBS user AceOfBaseSims/Rachel makes the ( following ) post titled "Could anyone make gay and lesbian sim stories that don't suck? Thanks", which is met with almost instant homophobia and bad spelling. It goes on and on, and - you guessed it - ON, containing such gems as

Which is why George Bush needs to stay in office otherwise John Kerry is gonna turn this country gay by allowing Gay marriages. Gay people kill off reproduction. If everyone was gay there wouldnt be everyone because there would be no offspring. Just thinking about a man under the covers with another man in the poo poo sewer......*PUKE*
Adam and Eve and not Adam and Steve

and others.

I'm not sure if people not registered to the BBS can actually see the thread, and when I just checked it, it said it was deleted, so you can see a copy of the website here. Just scroll down to the message boxes.

11:49am: Sailormoon hermaphrodite wank
Over on rabidfanssuck, infinitygoddess is being kind enough to keep us updated on the mudslinging contest debate she's having with a slightly crazy Sailormoon fan.

First entry here

Second one here

I hope she doesn't mean that about stopping talking to this girl now, because it looks to me like the party's just getting started!