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3:25pm: Fandomquibbler announces poll to decide future of FW mods.
Quote:

FANDOM WANK HOLDS SHOCK POLL ON FUTURE OF FW MODDING
Cast your vote now!

Full announcement here.

fw_debate poll here. You have to join the fw_debate community and be logged in to see it as it's friends locked.

ETA:

THEY'RE NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR NEW MOD NAMES HERE.

You can put as many names in the box as you can fit and you have to be a member of fw_debate and logged in to see the submission box.

If you change your mind or mess up you can resubmit your choice here

VOTE FOR ME!

3:40pm: (first post, and all that)
Over in HP fandom, an author, Risti, tries to submit a story to the SugarQuill, and is somewhat disgruntled when turned down. That would be minor, had that been the end of it.

But, of course, that's not the end of it-narcissam decides to take up the cause, and the real fun begins.

E.T.A.: Sugarquill admin zsenya weighs in on the matter.

4:54pm: A newbie enters, bearing the most holy wank...
And seriously doubting anyone will notice or care.

My fandom in Nightmare on Elm Street. It's a very low-level fandom yet to hit the mainstream, but we have splooge a-plenty. A reoccuring debate - right up there with Freddy/Jason slash: Evil or OMG TRUE LOVE! - is whether or not Alice, the rather ineffectual heroine from chapters four and five (Dream Warrior and Dream Child) should have aborted her foetus, though which the Reoccuring Franchise Villian, Freddy gains access to our world and the dreamers in our world, allowing him to kill them.

You see, since fetuses (fetii?) spend so much time dreaming in utero (do they?), he can use BabyJacob's dreams to get into the mass dreaming and kill people. This is the entire plot of Dream Child.

Ayezur posts in a thread about the aforementioned movie, famed for being widely considered the weakest installment. I mean, at least Freddy's Revenge had teh gay.

( Her gripe is mostly with the fact that it was very bad storytelling )

There's some back-and-forth, one person disagrees, Ayezur reiterates that it was the bad storytelling that got to her more then anything else.
It's all terribly polite and civil until...

( SPLOOGE! )

So quoth DreamWarrior1.

Ayezur is a little upset by the outright attack on her person, not to mention the fact that she'd stated quote clearly, twice, that it was about the bad storytelling.

( So she tosses caution to the winds and decides to make it about the character. )


DreamWarrior1 decides that Ayezur is utterly utterly wrong for suggesting that just maaaaybe Alice had a responsibility, you know? Ayezur gets steadily more pissed as the debate rages on and she finds herself saying the same thing over and over again.

SEE!
Military analogies!
References to bushido!
People accusing people of having no human feeling!
The statement that all women naturally want to have children!

There's ever so much more, but this entry's long enough as is. I do hope I got my tags right and that this is an acceptable wank... it's my first time. *blushes*

9:26pm: Final Fantasy spinoff-wank
First post here, although I'm a long-time lurker. Hi.

Apparently a new sequel/spinoff to Final Fantasy VII is being released, called "Dirge of Cerberus," with Vincent as the main character. I was midly interested, as FF7 is one of my favorite games, so I made the mistake of checking out the GameFAQs message board for it.

One of the topics on the first page is titled Do you think Vincent will have a male love interest? (which immediately sets off warning signals in my head). A few replies are from people liking the idea, but in comes Anthraxdude88, who is "grossed out" by the idea of his beloved Vincent being gay.

More people join in, for about 15 pages, but some of my favorite lines ( include: )