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12:48am: If you don't want to know, don't ask.....
Ickle little wank from the Tribe fandom, but is has potential......

Ms. Jo (x6x420x9x)) asks the members of theTribeFans community on LJ why a character in the latest season of the show is being so friendly towards a known villain. She starts off wanting exact details in the beginning of her post, and then says at the end she just wants the general jist of things without any spoilers. Closer2myself comes along and tells her that she can't get the clarification without spoiler details and thanks her for playing. Ms. Jo comes back, changing her story of what and why she was asking, with an added insult fling just for spice. Closer2myself swings right back at her.

Like I said, its small, but the Tribe fans are internally known in their own fandom for their ability to act batshit insane and go off on rages at the drop of a pin if provoked just right.

12:32pm: Like I said in a previous post, Planet Dark Ages is a house of wank for the online game, Dark Ages. But today's wank, I think, takes the cake for them all. It has little to do with the actual game itself, but the topic speaks for who actually plays the game now.

It starts when Divine00 (Dekota) posts a 'goodbye' thread, that she's leaving Dark Ages for good, and bashes some people in the process, including a few mods. You'll notice her title, but we'll get to that in a moment. Typical post for attention and all the love.

However, there is no love in this topic.

The typical trolls of the forum make their voice known. So you'd think that this thread would be deleted by now.

Nope, the mods have to have their entertainment somehow, since apparently, the focus of the forum, Dark Ages, doesn't provide enough entertainment.

We have stick pictures, the admin trolling himself, packed with pictures, the admin admitting changing her title, people somehow knowing about her irl situations and feeling a need to point them out, and every other thing to admit.

Here's some hypocrisy, the OP coming back after about 8 pages of splooge, someone points out the mods and admins biased ways, and what thread would be complete without a waahmbulance picture?

Now, I don't know this person, so I have no opinion, but apparently, she got what she wanted, since this thread is 9 pages already and counting! I didn't go and read all 9 pages, but the stuff I did read had me amused for hours.

I wouldn't be too surprised if the thread is dead and gone soon, but it does provide the wankest entertainment I've seen on these forums. I sadly do not have enough tissue to clean up this mess and I don't think I would want to either!

3:28pm: Lohan wank: It's like syphilis, only with more illiteracy.
Stereogum brings us tasty Lindsay Lohan wank.

The original report itself is old - 13 September when the OP mentions that the apocalypse has occurred that Lindsay Lohan has a single.

But wank never dies, and people were STILL posting yesterday.

At first, there is typical hate.

dyskrasia makes the first Britney reference: "We already have one Britney. There is no room for two."

tylla scoffs, "paris hilton's "screwed" sounds pretty good compared with this and "my prerogarive"....." which is the beginning of the "I Can't Spell Prerogative" session.

( kristy continues the Britney references, but adds Lindsay love and illiteracy to the wank:  )

( More highlights. Now Lindsay is 'prietty.' )

( tiffany feels Lindsay's not getting her share of the love. tiedra makes a U ALL R DUMM HTRZZ post.  )

( Sandra reminds us all... )

( Brad reminds us all that money is really what counts. )

( cass comes in to LAY THE SMACK DOWN. )

( M: 'Wow...yall are a bunch of shit talkers! If you dont like her new song then well, get over it or DONT LISTEN TO IT! Its as easy as that!' Up next: Robert reminds us that we have no life. )

7:53pm: Spooge in pretty pastels
A Harry/Draco watercolor (not work friendly) is posted in hpartremix and everything is ducky until thebawmdotcawm asks the eternal question ...

Why do people with such talent waste it on such shit?