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12:14pm: When ponies run wild
Heard from Ljdrama.org: wank in LJ's My little Pony community.

Wank #1: Where are the magical ponies?!

Wank #2: Where they argue over pony hair colors: "It's purple!" "No, fuschia!" "No! It's purple, damnit!"

Have a wanky orange and black Halloween, guys. :]

3:57pm: Ah, IMDb wank in the morning.

If you check out the Garrett Hedlund IMBd message boards, you will see that a surprising number of people claim to know him intimately. The two best and wankiest are these:

"I was an extra on Friday night lights, and while filming, we got close, became friends at first, and things started progressing nicely, and decided to go on a date, a date that would lead back to the place where he was staying while filming. We fooled around abit, and then got 'into it'. ..."

and

"Hey. I know Garrett too. We were friends when he lived in Arizona. We used to play video games at my aunts house. Sometimes he would eat over. But he always wanted pizza. My aunt would prepare all these different and amazing dishes, but garrett would always demand pizza.

'No. I want pizza' Thats how he would say it. ..."

Surprisingly, the wank in the second one is not about how this person claims Garrett Hedlund slept with his/her aunt and how he/she will never forgive him.

No, the wanky thing is the three girls who fight rabidly over which of them Garrett is going to go out for pizza with.

7:30pm: I'm sure you've heard by now.
Rumor has it that Nobuo Uematsu, famed video game composer, and the big SE have gone their separate ways .

The OP says, "Let the Flaming Begin"!

Responses range from "Oh, it figures", to "IT WILL BE THE END OF AN ERA!" to, "Good. He was a burnt out hack who hasn't produced anything of value since the 16-bit era."

Gee...I wonder which reply would get the most responses...