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1:26am: Wanky alchemy. Again.
Tonight marked the American premier of Fullmetal Alchemist on Cartoon Network, an event which has been wanked and wanked again long before it was near to happening.

So of course...what do you think is going to happen tonight?

We get a joke post taking a swing at the fans who are convinced the Adult Swim plebes will RUIN TEH FANDOM!!!111 Most people get the joke and take it in good humor...and near the bottom of page one, some don't.

A new rule is made about marking posts with "BA" for old fans and "AS" for new fans. Obviously, some people think this is bullshit.

(I posted in that one, but I'm not putting it in i_wank because I just tried to give my opinion as non-snarkily as possible and haven't been wanking around...yet. *will try to be good* ._.)

There's likely to be more on the way, and perhaps some further back that I haven't found yet!

ETA: It's not meant to be elitist. I...really can't stop my twitchy trigger finger, but it's already here and not in i_wank, so feel free to crucify me next to everyone else~ <3 (ETA ETA: This one is baleeted. Aw.)

Yet another edit: Check the open letter!

And there's some debate going on in the comments below. Everyone's invited to join in! I can grill up some hot dogs or something! :D

5:03pm: And in the realm of the completely batshit insane...
I've been a part of a small, very friendly board dedicated to the worship of the band Our Lady Peace (a very small fandom indeed) for a couple of years now. The board is called ClumsyMonkey (the CM), and the regulars refer to themselves as CMers. The CMers for the most part know each others' names, read each others' LJs, and several have met in person on various occasions. Since I've been there, there's been a surprisingly small amount of wank and I've generally had good experiences with these people. Until now. (dun dun DUN!)

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6:14pm: Delusional Fangirls and the Characters who May or May Not Love Them
As reported to me by a friend of mine:

Kurama hates you! He told me himself!

10:43pm: And yet, still nothing on the rampant twincest.
Reporting in from the Devil May Cry fandom.

Just when I was proud to say that I hadn't seen too many wanks from my fandom, something has to come up and prove me wrong.

It's a charming, bite-sized wank that starts with Soan posting a meme from their journal in a Devil May Cry community on LJ.

Emily_jayden comments on it in a rather fangirly manner. Itzcolihqui takes issue with the typing style of the comment (even when they themselves seem to have a broken shift key). Hilarity ensues.

(As well as a cheap excuse to use this icon.)

ETA: Itcolihqui posts in rabidfanssuck to bitch about the issue.

Son of ETA: Entry in rabidfanssuck is bahleeted, but crysiana has a screenshot in the comments here.