Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:07am: Have we hit our Metaquotes quota for the month yet?
ketsuruimakura: (short quote which mentions "Star Wars trailer" and "Vader")
lannamichaels: OMG STFU LJ-CUT SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
metaquotes: (points and laughs)
lannamichaels: (froths at mouth) (dogged insistence on being right) ;)

4:36pm: Foxtrot Wank!
The Foxtrot Feed over on LJ seems to be the new breeding ground for wank... some of you may remember a political wank that, alas, is no longer with us, and now they've managed it again!

( The comic strip that started it all )

Today's strip not only (gasp!) recycles old jokes (like that's never been done before in a daily comic strip ::cough::Garfield::cough::), but the real wank comes when godisprolife (you can feel the wank just by the user name, can't you) says, "This is why my kids and I aren't having video games in the house".

Apparently, video games/TV in general are teh source of all evol, and everything that is wrong with the world. Go figure.

9:40pm: Inuyasha Diva Fit in... 3... 2... 1...: Cue Numisma!

EDIT: The posts from the IY Fanguild were copy pasted into the body of this post so no one would have to create an account with Yahoo! Groups to view the wank. Yes, this is one long wanky post. View at your own discretion.

After a rolling start on the Green Tea forum, controversy struck the IY Fanguild in the form of accusations regarding voting accuracy, moderator corruption, and the possibilty of voter solicitation. Openly requesting input from their members due to the "sincerest wish of all the moderators to maintain the Guild's integrity and good reputation" and even going so far as to settle nervous would-be posters with the following promise: (Look closely at the wording, and keep it in mind as you continue on your jolly way)

If you have any questions or any additional comments you would like to
share, please feel free to do so by posting to the list. If you wish to
remain anonymous, you may send your comments to the moderator of your
choice. She will post your comments to the list for you, maintaining your
anonymity from the other members and the other moderators.

After reading THIS PARAGRAPH in the administrative post, one person decided to take the option presented, and posted to the list anonymously. And as we all know by now, stupidity (of course) outweighs all else, and the reaction to this anonymous post was less than favorable.

But by far, the most ignorant, inflammatory (and most misspelled) response goes to Zardoz, who has proven that "Apocalypse Now" isn't just a movie -- it's a way of life. Now it seems that fandom is a battlefield (take that, Pat Benetar!), and anonymous posts are equivalent to a "blood feud."

( Anonymous Post on the IY Fanguild )

( Of course someone would jump in and start the shit fest. Thank you Zardoz for taking the initiative. )

(  Then he went psycho... Yeah... Really. Zardoz, Apocalypse Now called, they want their extra back! )

( Them are fightig words, Zardoz! Ookami-chan writes a biting reply back to Zardoz and leaves another IY ML. )

( Zardoz being the overwhelming picture of intelligence that he appears to be, replies back... Uh... You know Ookami-chan left and won't see it right? )

Of course, shocked that anyone would be bold enough to spend that much time going over the many reasons why a painfully obvious MarySue-fic is a BAD FUCKING IDEA, Numisma did a fine job of usurping Urd-chan's heretofore unchallenged throne of true DIVA arrogance. Surprisingly (or maybe not) someone decided to call out the Emperor... Uh, Empress, and tell her she was naked. ChibiSeal then cranked the wank up with a review that left onlookers either agape and furious, or laughing their asses off, because nothing is more satisfying than when someone else says exactly what you're thinking. Numisma, honey, "write what you know" shouldn't be an excuse to MarySue Inuyasha with all of your "unique" characteristics.

( First part of the so-called abusive review from ChibiSeal on FF.Net )

( ChibiSeal delivers on their sweet promise of Part Deux! )

Wrapping back around to where it seems to have all begun, the Green Tea forums, Numisma posts a wailing cry of "harssment" and abuse (woe!) that rouses her fangirl-heavy audience into a frenzy of ego-stroking. Let's not forget that the Green Tea forums is where Numisma's thread on Urd-chan's Temple of the Dog provided much wank for the hungry masses.

Like dogs to Numisma's Pavlov, the minions responded with resounding cries against this upstart ChibiSeal, who clearly does not know good literature from a hole in the ground. All of us really need to thank the mindless masses for proving that in this fandom, all you REALLY need is a complete lack of humility and an assload of arrogance. In an attempt to comfort Numisma's bruised ego, they dropped such names in comparison with her work as Tolkien, Shakespeare, and Hemingway. Because with such a "classic" as Movie House Hanyou, ChibiSeal was obviously "just jealous." ChibiSeal could probably never write as convincing a MarySue as Numisma did. ^__~

After apparantly failing to get the point across on the GT forum, Ookami-chan retreats to his/her journal to rant about the IY WANK in that venue. Because where better for a proper hermit to rant and rage than in their own little cave? Revealing personal involvement in the seedy underbelly of kink and bondage to add weight to the harsh words about the so-called BDSM flavoring to MHH. Well, at least now we know how to get under Ookami-chan's skin -- misrepresent the BDSM community. *makes a note* If only Howard Hughes had been as easy to tempt out of reclusion.

"Getting beat with a riding crop gets me hot!! Now where the FUCK is the rest of "Turnabout is Fair Play"?!"