Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

2:46am: oh yeah one last thing... Die in a fire :D
Oh my. I ran across this quite by accident. It's short, but packed with splooge. O_o

At The Neverending Forums, where I randomly landed tonight after a fruitless search for porn wholesome fanfiction, I came across this gem of a wank, over the "triteness" of writing fanfic. It starts out fairly sane, with your usual (themnoria:I am encouraging TRUE creativity!) ; followed by the equally usual: (Jisipu: Don't like, don't read..)

Then along comes Strange Angel. . .( some highlights )

Like I said-- small, but has a kick. :x

3:15am: Ye old small Gundam Seed wank(My first post! Yay!)
I just joined the Gundam Seed wooplah and within a week this happens!

( Spoilers from Gundam Seed episode 31 under here also,just to be safe )

1:27pm: Lost wank!
Itty bitty bite size Lost wank on the LiveJournal ficinabottle community. It's your typical "I'm not getting defensive, you're getting defensive!" fair. Enjoy.

2:24pm: If she wanked any harder, the internet would get pregnant.
millyfan, Trigun wanker extraordinaire, begs the members of the 100bullets drabble comm to give her another chance to prove she's not a raving lunatic. Wisely, no one bites. She takes this to mean a winner is her!

Four days later, she announces that All OCs that have sex with canon characters are automatically Mary Sues.

It all goes downhill from there.

ETA: millyfan, apparently some type of masochist, posted the drabble on marysues. You must join the comm to see the crazy. Finally, realizing the situation was hopeless, she deleted her journal, in the vain hope that a wanker by any other name won't be a wanker.

ETA #2: millyfan has returned! She also links to that whiny-ass FW essay. And to think I was looking forward to the future wank where people suss out her future wank identity.

5:22pm: Stone's 'Alexander the Great'
This may not technically be fandom, but since it involves a film that is already talked about quite a bit on LJ and IMDB, and that already has been wank on this, I thought it would amuse. (and I'm sure it's gonna make fandom soonish).

As you probably are aware Oliver Stone is doing a film bout Alexander the Great, and he's making him bisexual.

Apparently there are people not happy about this, and not just fundie die-hard Christian fans:

ATHENS (Reuters) - A group of Greek lawyers are threatening to sue Warner Bros. film studios and Oliver Stone, director of the widely anticipated film "Alexander," for suggesting Alexander the Great was bisexual.


I know the cheek! Next thing you know they will show that he worshiped pagan Gods!

The best bit:

"We are not saying that we are against gays but we are saying that the production company should make it clear to the audience that this film is pure fiction and not a true depiction of the life of Alexander," Yannis Varnakos, who spearheads the campaign by 25 lawyers, told Reuters on Friday.

And here I was thinking the film would be an EXACT and true portrayal of Alexander's life, right down to the fact that he looked like Colin Farrell (if only).

And for their next case, the Lawyers will be out to disprove those horrible rumours about Sappho's sexuality.