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12:37pm: Yet another Deleterius wank
*pops wank cherry*

moonfirefae was recently banned from a Yahoo group called Elves-R-Us for trolling, and in celebration of that banning one of the mods wrote a story in which several ERU members whined to various males in Middle-Earth and then had an orgy.

In retaliation, moonfirefae posts the entire fic onto deleterius, uncut and badly formatted, in all of its NC-17 glory. Cuts and formatting are requested. ERU members weigh in.

ETA: BAHLEETED! Tviokh lays down the Ban Stick.

Son of ETA: Saved. Thanks, anonymouse!

ETA 3.0: Moonfirefae pleads her case in this very thread.

5:54pm: Full Metal Wanka-mist.
Over on the wankerific fm_alchemist, anax has an important announcement:

Let's get something straight.

Roy's eyes are blue.

They are not black. They are not charcoal. They are not any variation thereof. They are a very dark blue and if I read one more fanfic that describes his eyes as black I swear I shall shred someone.

Thank you for your attention. This post was brought to you by the number 5 and the color BLUE.

And the community has a cute little hissy fit over "Black!" "Blue!" "Purple!" and "Why can't we just accept both?"