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6:53pm: Seed of Chucky wank?
Wank in progress at the 'Glen' fan community. Basically some teenie made this post;

Guys...I know we have all of these screencaps and sound bites...they're great! BUT!!!
You guys only got them by downloading the movie online! You know....Don Mancini and the rest of the cast and crew of Seed of Chucky worked really hard puting this movie together! Not to be downloaded by some person off the internet. Thats an insult to Don Mancini and the rest of the cast and crew! I would NEVER do anything like that! Thats why you dont see me downloading anything YET for my community glenrayssociety Im waiting for the DVD! Im sorry but thats just wrong! My community has been around since the summer time and you dont see me downloading pictures, screencaps, color bars, soundbites...

Yet has, apparently, been doing just those things that are OH SO ILLEGAL AND BAD. Check out the userinfo of her "community".

And just because she is now deleting all the stuff on her community's userinfo. Here you go.

( and in case she deletes the wank )

8:46pm: Neopets, roleplaying snobbery, and mental illness, oh my!
To start things off, I will freely admit that I know next to nil about the peculiar form of internet madness known as Neopets. Aside from, you know, the basic "fake online pets" thing. So I may be even more baffled by this than any Neopets users out there will be.

At any rate, a friend showed me this thread, and I was amazed. It starts out in a seemingly innocuous fashion: user Cally_Kari_Shokka was given a pet that bears a strong resemblance to a toddler's pillow infested with Satan. These are apparently a rare commodity in the land of Neopets, so she posted on this message board to squee about it.

It takes all of two replies for the entire thing to degenerate into a special sort of madness. User Enriana explodes onto the scene with this little number:

( YOU DON'T LOVE YOUR FAKE PETS ON THE INTERNET AS MUCH AS I DO! YOU SUCK! )

The next few posts stay relatively mellow. A couple people also think that Cally has entirely too many pets. A couple others get snarky with Enriana for being a big mean poopy-head. Then begins a debate on people who don't love their children Neopets enough.

( In case of thread deletion, here's a few selections, some wankier than others. )

Then we hit the jackpot. The OP posts again! It's okay folks, the forty Neopets accounts are shared by her and her nine siblings! And she has psychological disorders (including the magic incantation "Asperger's")! As we here at f_w have learned over the years, that's the equivalent of walking up to a big glowing button labeled "WARNING: WANKBOMB" and ( smashing it with a sledgehammer. )

There's more, so much more. More mental disorder (and whether or not it excuses one from responsibility) wank, more fake internet pet wank, more "WHAT THE CRAP YOU'RE MEEN ON THE INTERNET" wank, accusations of account sockpuppetry, and the traditional invasion of would-be diplomats hoping to calm things down. As of now, the thread ends with a last dash of "You need to be a good Neopet mommy!", though I have been informed by secret sources that a sister of the OP wants very badly to storm into the thread astride a wank-colored white horse and lay waste to all the internet meanies. So it may be worth keeping an eye on.

This was my first ever wank post on an internet f_w, so if I've made embarassing format errors or any other stupid faux pas, I fully expect to be made fun of a little. ;) In return, I promise to fix any of these problems when/if they're pointed out to me. I hope you lovely folks here enjoy it, because otherwise my new hatred of all things related to formatting journal posts will have been for naught. And also I would just feel like an arse. :P

11:13pm: Stop the Presses!
Where is MillyFan right now? Apparently being mentioned on SA!

And still being her wanky self. This time over "fanfiction blackmail."

11:25pm: I'm trying to think of something funny enough for show us your fic tits! shirts... but in the mean time...

ANONYMICE