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1:52am: Small Tori wank.
The Tori Amos communtiy has once again delivered the goods. It seems that Tori's brother passed away recently. Most of the reactions from the community are along the lines of, "Aw, that's sad, thoughts and prayers are with Tori during this difficult time." It's pretty much as you'd expect.

Then along comes Leperheart who has a slightly different take on the situation:

"And I may be an asshole for thinking this, but we are probably going to get something absolutely gorgeous and heartbraking out of this. Think "Marianne" or "Cooling," only better."

Indignation at the CALLOUSNESS OMG!!1!!1 ensues and then some. It also spills over into the Toribitchlist community with members of that comm being outraged and ashamed that leperheart is one of their own.

Bonus mini-wank: Apparently at least one Tori fan has made an ass out of herself in an online rememberance book.

Ah, Tori Amos. A textbook case of love me, fear my fans.

7:35pm: McCaffrey Wank, you gotta love it
So, a couple of weeks ago, the official McCaffrey bulletin board The Kitchen Table was announced to be closing. This announcement was greeted with horror, tears, and bitterness... including from the admin who apparently didn't know until the last moment.

You've also got to love the excuse - "We're closing the messageboard because... uh.. we're becoming a multilanguage site and it wouldn't be fair otherwise!" I mean, c'mon guys, just admit the place was an embarrassment rather than lying about it.

It goes on, and slowly one last flamewar is fanned from the dying embers. Especially interesting as apparently the site's admin feel that there's now no point in being polite themselves anymore.

http://forum.annemccaffrey.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20544

8:58pm: More Deleterius Wank!
So, indehiscent posts to deleterius asking if anyone has stories to lend her for her creative writing class. The members proceed to eat her alive. 'Nuff said.

Edit - Bahleeted! Did anyone catch a screencap?

Edit the second - psychofangirl managed to save most of the original wank - it can be found here and here.

Also, "It was a joke!" cries indehiscent.