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8:54am: We have a Royal Update.
Ahem. Fandom_Wank?

YOU ARE JUST LIKE THE PAPARAZZI!

AND THE "COUNTESS" JUSTINE BAKER HAS YOUR PHONE NUMBER!

EDIT: No, she really does! She's started posting them, too.

EDIT THE SECOND: We have a mirror. Not just Alexander, folks! Marilyn and Hemingway and Cleopatra, oh my! Thanks to lurker 32!