Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

2:43am: Accidents of Birth
Well, it looks the Countess has a cousin. Another poster on IMDb claims to be a descendant of a famous person, in this case, T.E. Lawrence.

The amusement level of this discussion comes not from the OP, but from mdl5000 who keeps wanking with longer and longer posts telling oh_grand_whitey why he can't possibly be related to Lawrence.

And, of course, this wank wouldn't be complete without an Alexander the Great reference.

ETC: Thanks to -mourhout- for pointing out my error.

9:07am: You Raise Me Up, as performed by Josh Groban, was #17 on the list of Awesomely Bad Songs for 2004. As somebody who seems to have a taste for what VH1 considers 'awesomely bad', I can't say it bothered me.

But the Grobanites are, once again unable to comprehend that not everybody agrees with them.

( FoJG discusses. )

1:21pm: Return of the Countess
kalicephirot posted this link in a comment to this wank, but I think it deserves to be on the front page.

(  I'm putting an end to the Fan Wank posts. ) </blockquote>
Dear Countess,

My journal is here. Please enjoy!

ETA: Oh, my. If your journal/website/LIFE is deleted, you know who to blame! =)

ETA 2: Here's a backup of the deleted posts. If someone with more permanent space wants to mirror it, go ahead.

9:38pm: If you have a tendency towards seizures, do not click on this link.

If you have a pair of sunglasses handy, click and laugh and mock this person's idea of fandom.