Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

9:45am: Dear Ms. Rowling: How DARE you not cater to MEEEEEEE?!
A few days ago, JK Rowling made some pretty big updates on her website.

After the update, Cloudsurfing makes a post titled "I love her universe more than she does." Thanks for letting us know. Really.

Azaelia makes a rebuttal post.

Some familiar names wank in the comments. I mean, how dare JKR diss the Draco crew? After all, the Weasleys are racists.

Heeeeeeere's Hitler!

HP wank, how I missed you! I love you, anonymous tipster!

ETA: The post has now been locked, but melusine has been kind enough to post the original text in the comments here. Thanks!

ETA2: And a copy of the original page with some comments intact (thanks adinaj69!)

8:15pm: Mini "24" wank
First-time wanker -- please be kind!

So the Golden Globe nominations are out, and Kiefer Sutherland has not been nominated for his role on "24."

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9:33pm: Urgh, the internet ate my post. So... Here's some MsA wank. Yaye! For the unaware, Ms Allegro is a spicy bag of wank who believes it's her job to out gay actors in Hollywood who are communicating with their sekrit lovers in a sekrit code only readable by their fans, but not by the PR Devils who are keeping these actors in the closet in order the keep the money making machine going. Specifically, Elijah Wood and Dom Monaghan whose gay would surely ruin Lord of the Rings, while Ian McKellan's would not.

I'm not gay!</s> Sez Dominic

OMG! Yes he is so gay! It's the homophobia of America that keep Dom and Elijah from expressing their twu wuv! (Scroll down the page a little ways to find her diatribe on the whole subject)

Followed by an amassing of her minions, who think she's smrt and so rite and doesn't Elijah look spacey and sad when Dominic's not around?

Edited to fix links

10:55pm: There's 'interested enough to collect the merchandise'...
... and then there's OMG GET HELP. The car. The car! Does she drive that monstrosity?!

It's kinda fun to show people the page and tell them to find the Belle doll... sort of like playing Where's Waldo.