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7:12pm: FMA wank. Becuase you just can't get away from it.
Scimitar Smile is an invite-only archive of Fullmetal Alchemist fanfic. You can practically see the splooge flying already.

Of course, it's wank about the archiving policy.

P.S. First wank. Use lube