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30th December 2004

2:43am: Unusually usual
The Red Meat comic feed is usually pretty quiet, so the current 48 comments is, well, comment-worthy. Watch akbar56 object vehemently to darth_spacey's comment implying that there is such a thing as usual Red Meat fare. polyfrog and pacofish back darth_spacey up, but akbar56 isn't going to let that stop him. He is, after all, "...merely perpetuating a lively discussion on my view of peoples inability to open their minds".
3:43pm: Would saying "Gotta Wank 'Em All" be too trite?
Over on The PokéMasters, The Arbiter posts about Pokémon releases to be had in 2005.

FirePokemon announces "I'm sorry kiddies but pokeman is dead."

People object. People get into a flame war as to what constitutes a dead series. People wank over FP's usage of "pokeman".
5:10pm: Dark Fluff of the Sith
Some Star Wars-themed wank at fanficrants. The original poster rants about fluffy Vader, but lostpadme (brand-new journal, one entry) takes it and runs with it, naming ::gasp:: much-beloved names like author/Vader BNF fernwithy.

There's the amused/offended reactions, of course, in the personal journals of some of the authors in question.
Current Mood: Caffeinated
5:47pm: Battle of the bulge
im_a_liar wonders about the mysterious bulge in Calvin's pants and the thread quickly devolves into wankery about pedophilia, courtesy primarily of lord_lacolith.
6:57pm: Fresh Wank!
There's no wank like MSN Groups wank, and no better wank than Harry Potter Wank, (that sounds so very wrong....bad thoughts...bad thoughts), put these two together and you get 'Hogwarts 2001 Mess Hall' wank.

Are you all sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.

Our wank begins with a common topic of discussion, censorship of the Harry Potter books, but one member, Minerva ~all hail the Christian Right~ McGonagall, takes offence to a quote, Kingsley ~its just an opinion~ Shacklebolt, posts, and Mount Moron erupts...Minerva's minions come to her rescue.......ahh it's still flowing.

ETA: and there's more, Minerva Mcgonall (her spelling) replies
I am hardly frightened of Homosexuality. I think it is unnatural.

and she backtracks...I wonder if she is the mice?
Again women of course can dress as they like. Rape is very wrong. What I meant by that was a woman can expect to be judged at first meeting or impression mostly by how she looks.





Mock away my pretties....
Current Mood: Unrepentant
8:57pm: The tiniest of wank
Hi all. Long time reader, first time wanker.

Law and Order: Criminal Intent is a small fandom, closely knit with other L&O fandoms on LJ, and with a couple of mailing lists on yahoogroups. The most active list is Amorous Intent - a list devoted to fanfic about the relationship between the two lead detectives. Because of the shipper nature, NC-17 fic is often posted. A few days ago, the topic of age came up - several list members are around 15 years old, and one or two may be twelve.

Wank ensues. I've been dying for wank in this fandom, it's just ripe for it. So it's little, but I'm posting anyway. As this is all happening on a closed group (archives are not viewable to non-members), I'll be posting extracts here.

Apparently one or two people email the mods off-list with their concern about underage readers having access to "sexually explicit material", and the mods post a public announcement that they'll be discussing the issue amongst themselves; it's a fairly reasonable post about the potential difficulties of monitoring underagers on the list. One list member, Antigone, publically replies, outing herself aw one of the original plaintiffs and Read more... )

One of the self-announced underagers, Lee, new to the list, starts playing the world's tiniest violin and posts her intentions to leave the group, wah wah wah... )

A list mod responds with an email with the subject line "OKAY, COOL IT ... PLEASE!", but despite the promise implied in the subject, is not wanky and makes a fairly decent argument for the idea of having a sister list for Amorous Intent, adults only, and could the underager please not up and leave.

Discussion continues between group members, all well and good, tossing ideas back and forth, with very little wank going on and I only kept following the discussion because I was bored. At one stage, Antigone (see above) posts to say she understands the difficulties, maybe she should have just shut up, blah blah blah, and other list members quickly jump in to defend her right to an opinion, even if they don't entirely agree. Someone questions whether there is a legal responsibility, or a moral one, etc. It's all friendly. In fact, it's all so friendly that the mods' reactions start to seem a little... wanky.
Kiera, with "Group founder and owner" under her name, announces that yes, the group mods have it under discussion. Good for you.

Discussion continues.

At around the same time, two announcements are made from two different mods - the first one (that I received anyway), from Riverstar, goes like this: argh! discussion out of control! )</i>

And the other post, by Kiera the list owner, basically says "We've decided to make a sister list for adult fanfic." Here's where the fun starts. One member gives a response of, "I don't agree, I don't feel involved in this decision, but good luck." Kiera responds with an offer to contact her.

Riverstar, list mod who felt the dicussion was getting out of hand at roughly the same time as this decision was being posted, apparently in on this discussion, posts this: OMG. I totally quit! )

Kiera replies: All right. The decision's off. You guys work it out. I'm not taking
part in this anymore.


One mod, not identified, posts a poll: Okay, as you can see the group has been thrown into a chaos over age restrictions and so on and so fourth. I've taken it upon myself to open it up to you, the members, to get your opinions since we seem to be having problems deciding on what to do. So my question to you: What do you think we should do to resolve this age problem?

(IMHO, and perhaps you can decide for yourselves, the group wasn't thrown into chaos at all - the discussion between list members has all been firendly and helpful. Methinks there's some behind the scenes wank going on between the mods. Oh to be a stain on that wall.)

A little wank, but I sure had fun. This has all happened in the last few hours, so if any more juicy wank arises, I'll update.

ETA: Riverstar has retracted her statement about quitting, and the mods have posted a new decision with an all caps subject line. After all that, nothing changes, except members will need to state their ages before signing up. the mods, did however, leave me with one last snortle of wank-joy:

We also decided against moving this group into an adult category
because after observing what sort of groups are in those categories,
we decided that Amorous Intent doesn't really belong there.
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