Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

10:50am: I think this one broke Godwin's Law in record time......
Over on ChopTop's BBQ (the board for Bill Moseley's* official site), LordBrad1 decides to post a rather lengthy white power racist rant (written by someone else, of course) that he wholeheartedly agrees with. As the thread progresses, most people seem unwilling to touch the subject with a 10 foot pole and tell him he's entitled to think what he wants. Until an anonymouse shows up (this board has a huge history with problems with anonymous posters) to blast him for his post. A few other members show up to express disgust, especially after the OP openly admits to being a white power skinhead.

ETA: Bonus wank coming from Lusting_Luxt who jumped in to defend the OP, and came off as the immature, language butchering, pottymouthed 14 year old she really is while ranting about people treating her like a child. And she doesn't just keep it in the original thread, she creates another one here to let everyone know just how sick she is of people treating her like a kid. With gems like "um no thank yew. i can spell fine", its hard to see why anyone wouldnt take her seriously.

*Bill Moseley is the man behind such movie roles as Otis from "House of 1000 Corpses" and ChopTop from "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2"

1:09pm: Rockslash plagiarism/identity wank
At rockfic.com, Gino di Luca makes a confession (scroll down a little).

The pictures that I posted claiming to be of me, are in fact of the immensely talented and very underrated actor Skeet Ulrich. They are fake.

Why did he do this? ( Because he is hideously disfigured: )

Sad. Tragic. The group rallies round and offers sympathy and hugs.

But wait. A couple of days later, a mod makes this announcement. Not only is Gino not Skeet Ulrich, Gino is not even Gino. Gino is, in fact, a sockpuppet belonging to Angie79 -- one of the most popular authors on the board. And Angie had been plagiarising her rockfic stories from *all* over. Popslash, LotRiPs, Harry Potter and other fandom stories have been transformed, via the magic of search and replace and a few judicious edits, into slash featuring Guns n' Roses, Motley Crue and others. The plagiarist is immediately banned and her stories taken down. Hands are wrung. Authors are contacted.

As often happens, the plagiarist cunningly decided to cover her tracks by choosing well-known stories by popular authors, in many cases not even changing the titles.

Merryish is highly amused to find that her *NSYNC story Wolves and Boybands Mate For Life was seamlessly transformed into Wolves and Rockers Mate For Life, a Guns n' Roses slashfic featuring 'the cute kid' Axl Rose playing the part of JC Chasez. It garnered glowing reviews, especially from two of Angie79's sockpuppets. Rhys (confusingly sharing a name with one of Angie79's socks) was another popslash author selected for the JC=Axl makeover.

[ETA: And a Spike/Xander story also gets the treatment.]

Unusually for a plagiarism case, everyone is handling the situation with intelligence and calm, even the rockfic.com people who feel understandably that their trust has been abused.

3:20pm: Joaquin brings all the crazies to the yard...

I can't even explain the stuff on the Sleazor boards. It's like watching a train wreck between a freight load of clowns and a traveling production of Fight Club.

A selection of the crah-zee on their internets:
I'm sorry you're all so meeeeeean!
What you think is happening, is not happening, unless it's happening.
Can't we all get along?
This message was left blank. Or was it?
Aby Smash!
Uhhh?
Unexplainable. Really. (oooh, this one was locked down, and the link seems to have been shifted to a different thread. Anyone have a copy? Edit Found again.)

And that doesn't even touch the stuff about Joaquin, like the whole thread about his lip scar.

Enjoy.

8:00pm: Ponies wank the hardest, you know.
I'd put this in i_wank, but I haven't signed up.

Long story short, I went to Target today to get exclusive ponies. And I saw a woman, snatching bunches of the ponies off the shelves and getting mad at me for getting two of them for myself. I rant about this on the my_little_pony community, whereupon I get people on my ass because "she could be buying them for others!" And baby wank ensues, mostly from trixi_vixen. EDIT: And me. (And yes, I called the woman a fat moo, because only fat moos follow me around waiting for me to put back my toys.)

11:25pm: Oh, fine.
At the behest of an anonymouse, and because I read through and there is some content with potential for amusement, I give you Fanart Bitchfest 2005. In which icon makers are decried as merely plagiarists, wallpapers and brush sizing are bitched about, and the whole sticky mess is compared to rap sampling, which is also, apparently, another illegitimate art form.

Oh, and Mrs Knickenbocker is a felon.