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10:11am: Opinions are like assholes... you are one. No, wait, that doesn't make sense...
Atalantapendrag thinks that if you want to write buttsex, you ought to go out and HAVE buttsex!

More than one person points out that they write murder scenes, and they don't kill anyone. Various pissyfits break out over "But porn doesn't need realism!", "But women don't have prostates!", "But when I signed up to be a slash writer, no one told me THIS was a requirement!"

Don't worry, she/he has an answer for all them Doubting Debbies: Anyone who flames me for this? Can stick it up their ass.

4:00pm: Cosplayers and the people who hate them...
...are always good for the wank. I stumbled upon this cold, not knowing any of the parties involved, but to sum up, it appears that some guy named Damien took a dislike to some cosplayer named Erika, and started sending her harrassing and/or annoying e-mails, such as the one reproduced here.
As you can see in the comments, Erika's fellow-cosplayer friends take offense to Damien, Damien (posting anonymously but signing his posts) takes even more offense, and finally, at the bottom of page 2, an anonymous defender of Damien (who I'm ABSOLUTELY SURE is not Damien defending himself using a sockpuppet so transparent it must be made out of Saran Wrap) comes in to declare Damien the winner, or something. Honestly, I have no idea exactly what these people are carrying on about, but I found it kind of amusing.

6:11pm: Girl Gamer Wank
http://www.livejournal.com/users/setzer024/154063.html

Setzer would like us all to know that "There has NEVER been a female gamer I have not been able to best. EVER. There may be a freak case or two, but the vast majority of female gamers dont know what it IS to be dedicated to something. On the day they get a blister from Pop'N Music from playing all day long, or the day they fuck their wrist up from a bad tekken 5 stick, that will be the day I will accept them as gamers and not a freak oddity to be crushed."

Etc.

100+ comments ensue.

7:10pm: Jak Fanart wank!
It's little, because the community is so small, but there is sudden wank to be had over at the_precursors, a fan community for the Jak series from Naughty Dog.

filthy_animal is OMG OFFENDED!! that some mom or dad is selling their 9 year old's fanart on eBay.

mafia_boy tells him to chill, as does mod (edited to correct) queensimia, but he's not listening.

Eat me. You think I give half a shit about this little kid and their art? The parent is an idiot enough for trying to sell it, and obviously a moron. Jak and Dark Jak are copyrighted by Naughty Dog, and this parent is trying to make a profit by drawing from Bob Rafei's artwork and claiming as their own. Not once did they give Bob Rafei OR Naughty Dog credit for the peice, so it's simply ALL KINDS of illegal.

I don't expect it to go much farther than that, but it's new, we'll see.

9:49pm: The Ron/Hermione Couple Phenomenon: A Sign of the Failure of the American Education System!
I'm posting this for a friend who doesn't have a Journalfen account.

( The Ron/Hermione Couple Phenomenon: A Sign of the Failure of the American Education System! )

ETA: This was on a mailing list - no links, I'm afraid!