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8:32pm: He's the God of ... well, something.
Holy crap, I'm posting so much lately. It's all smo's fault for enabling me.

Soooooo, I never got over being a teen goth, and I still like Marilyn Manson. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.

Someone decided to spam a Manson icon community with several large images of Emma Bunton, ex-Spice Girls, with links to something (I haven't clicked for fear of spyware).

And now I have no idea what is going on. It might be a flamewar. It might be wank. It might be friends being weird. I don't know. All I know that it is not work safe.

Highlights include:

Tracking device was implanted in the green crystal schlong I gave you for Christmas. Now look me in the eye and tell me what you ahve really been up to.

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING LOSER. FIRST YOU POST THIS IN BRITNEY_FANS, NOW HERE. I LOVE EMMA, BUT YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON. GO KILL YOURSELF.

ETA: AUGHH, SUSPENDED USER! Oh, lament! If anyone knows what that magical search-thingy is for pages long since dead on the internet, knock yourselves out, because this was exceedingly strange.

9:23pm: You're so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean!
After roaming many sites in search of wank, I returned to 'Mess Hall' to see if there had been any further wanky developements.....and they haven't failed.

The wank that began it all has been deleted, it was a simple start to a rp, (though it was horribly written), and the site's self appointed bastard jumped in with a micro critique. It's not all that bad actually, it seems like Kingsley was trying to be helpful.....but that didn't last long.

Where it all begins

So 'Allie' deletes her post and starts over, but it isn't any better, and 'Kingsley' tries again but this time he's meeeeeeeeeen, or having a tantrum. The Holy Crusade of 'book' and 'Min' come riding to 'Allie's' rescue, followed by yet another sycophant, then Allie herself joins in and sputters.......something.

Now this puzzle's me greatly....'Allie Lupin' can neither spell or form a coherent sentence, and yet somehow she has been published?

I wasn't aware that all my submissioned work or posts, had to be ready for the publishers.... an I know what thats like, I have been 'Published'

9:35pm: First post, insert joke about virginity here.

Over on fm_alchemist, a haven for All Things Wank, lady_agrias posts the following:

"May I ask a question?

WTF is with RoyxEd fangirls? o_O It's ridiculous. Ed thinks nothing of love and Roy is -WAY- too much of a ladies man. Ed hates Roy, anyways. o_O;"

A hundred comments, and still going.

10:59pm: Coach Carter wank... feels dirty saying that, somehow...
IMDB wank, how we adore thee.

Because I am an idiotmasochist, I frequently poke around the IMDB message boards. Yes yes, I know. That's my first mistake.

On the Coach Carter boards, apparently the issue of race has come up several times as a subject of discussion. Might as well beat that dead horse a little more, I always say. Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

Quangijuat starts a new topic, A RACIST MOVIE!!!!!11 with the sole intent of mocking/calling to attention the absurdity of calling every movie ever made OMG!RACIST!! Unfortunately, the rest of the board is (a) dumber than a box of rocks, (b) does not read past the subject header of a post before composing a reply, (c) all of the above, and much wank ensues.

I'm not sure if this is actual wank or just mind-numbing stupidity, so flog and berate me if necessary.

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