Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

11:10am: An anon brought us this small LOTR wank.
Jorn (Jarl?) Benson cut his hair for a role in 'King Kong' and...

Laney gets her knickers in a twist because OMG HE CUT HIZ HAIR!

http://jornbenzon.proboards18.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1105747598

http://jornbenzon.proboards18.com/index.cgi?board=jorn&action=display&num=1105805427&start=0

~Aude


I say it looks like Lainey's just being a typical fangirl. "Wah! The purty elf cut his hair!" But I think the real wankers in this one are the people jumping on her for not having 'respect.'

I just feel that the poor guy needs some respect and that some of the stupid things people have been saying with regard to his hair aren't exactly going to make him feel good about himself or the people he seems to attract as fans.

Poor Jarl Some of us do love AND respect him for himself and I homestly think he deserves better than this. And if i offend people by this post then so be it. Real fans will love Jarl no matter what he does or looks like.

Love Angi

Jarl'd be lost without fan-defense.

12:05pm: GAFF Christian Zombie Jesus wank
More wank from Godawful Fanfiction. It's very small and it will probably die out. GAFF has a tendency lately to be all lovey dovey and let's not snark at each other because we are better than that and let's not even disagree with each other instead let's share M&Ms and cuddle.

It all starts when TheScornfulRoman posts a link to an admittedly stupid story about Jesus returning as a zombie. In the good old days of GAFF, what might have happened? Some snarky comments perhaps..... snark about the story but not the author. Posting of choice godawful bits and then making fun of the godawfulness. But in the fashion of what GAFF has become, (meaning Wanky,) instead people are outraged and horrified and self righteous. (Seriously, what happened to GAFF, it used to be all snark all the time.) Matrix Refugee says, "Hands off someone whom I not only admire, but Who is my Deity incarnate! "

Along comes Tilly who is semi known for poking people with a pointy stick and she pokes the Christians. Not nice. (And at the same time, drags real person fic into it.) Then Miss Kitten pokes Christians a little, and Deepgirl mentions, At least Shaun Of The Dead didn't make fun of Jesus!

Some highlights include, "was Jesus real or wasn't he", "does this count as real person fic", EileenK98 obxerving that she hopes this person is ready to go to hell, Matrix Refugee cowering in the corner because Tilly poked him/her and then Tilly poking him/her even more, some good "hands off The Bible" protests, VelvetBlood poking a little more, "is this a parody or not" debate, a mention of the famous rape story writer "Pred", and how could a wank be complete without "Muslims would cut your hand off!" and the "how dare you generalize Muslims!" part!

Don't poke the GAFFers. They used to be fun, but now they're ubersensitive.

11:04pm: Don't let them take your voi ... mmmmphf
Lotrips BNF abundantlyqueer thinks it's wrong to mock people's fanfic.

Dissenting comments have been deleted, ass kissing abounds, people have been banned, and hey, we have something real close to Godwin's Law.

Good times, good times.

11:55pm: I love the smell of barely disguised self-congratulation in the morning....
Slodwick, Fanart BNF, thinks that her friend's list should give her speshal awards because she was ignored by the Hollywood Foreign Press on Sunday and not invited to the Golden Globes.

Comments range from 'OMG I wanted to post [wank] like this too!" to people who actually took her seriously.