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12:10pm: GAFF wank, hooray!
Let's assume that GAFF is a fandom, as prior wank did appear here, after all. Uhm, if not, I'll relocate this to otf_wank.

( Meet Ian Gainsbourough, the 'humble Ranting Writer' )

2:37pm: anti-cosplay.wank
It's been a while since I posted some spooge. Come check out the ever-expanding wank that is the cosplay.com forums! (For those of you who've been living under a rock, cosplay involves dressing up as your favorite anime/game/movie character and flaunting your costumes at numerous conventions.)

KoreanEyez starts a thread about a supposedly 'anti-cosplay' site. Some cosplay.com members are also members of said EEEEEVUL site and state that they hate seeing how many craptastic costumes get "OMG i lurvvvies ur cossie!!!! XDXDXD U R da best!!!!111one" (this runs rampant in cosplay.com image gallery comments). Discussion of privacy, fat/old people bashing, and constructive criticism commences. The usual wank ensues, complete with misspellings and overused emoticons.

FlameSniperRei gets up on her high horse and says she "know(s) people out there that do not ever make fun of people that way so don't speak for the general public." Fortunately there are some relatively sane folks who comment that if 'you don't like it, don't look at it.' I actually thought the FuKu site was pretty funny, as it really is only out to make fun of itself. And the 'Bottom Tens' are hilarious!!

This one keeps the spooge coming every time I refresh the topic. I had to practically eat my hands not to wank on this.

7:14pm: so ...like Dom has a girlfriend (allegedly)
I posted a link to an article suggesting that Dominic Monaghan is dating Lost co-star Evangeline Lilly to the dominicmonaghan LJ community.

(for those who'd seen the Golden Globes photos this wouldn't be a huge surprise)

I thought I might get about 30 or so posts, with a couple of unhappy fangirls, but now it's up to 86 posts and still going.

There is much rending of cloth and tearing of hair and many interesting..err opinions, this in itself is worth getting popcorn out for the entertainment, but of wanky interest was the exchange between astinboy84 and spikesdeaddaisy

( I'm not in the gutter! )

9:14pm: Batman politics wank
Small wank that's mostly crusted over by now, but still rather amusing.

What with the new Batman movie coming up and all, Red_Kenshin decides to ask the burning question on everyone's mind.

Is Batman a Republican, or a Democrat?