Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

9:16pm: A small understanding on the hellsing community on LJ. Not huge yet, but really entertaining. The general gist seems to be:

OP: I liked the Hellsing anime! Is the manga the same?
Wanker A: No.
Wanker B: No, but the person above left out something.
Wanker A: I'm confused about what B is talking about, and it slipped my mind.
Wanker B: [tries to clarify] I was just saying that you left something out.
Wanker A: OMG you suck, I'm leaving the community!

Follow-up post: Be nice to everyone!

EDIT: We were invoked in the follow-up post. Summon us and we shall appear before you we spot wank faster than you can mention us spotting it we are everywhere.

9:53pm: On R&B 'Shippers United, a messageboard for Teen Titans fans who ship Raven and Beast Boy, DemonNight posts a drawing of Raven.

She recieves the following comments:

SweetNymph: My God, her eyes take up half her face, and it's not even a chibi!

soraoathkeeper: The eyes are a little too big, but it's very pretty otherwaise.

SweetNymph: I like her outfit and the colors.

Ravenisnumberone: Me too.

And then she wanks:

DemonNight: Geez do u ppl have to be so harsh on the criticism? My gosh, I thought u'd be happy since it was Raven and she was actually smiling.... guess I was wrong.

To the moderators:
Plz delete my account because I no longer want to be part of this snobbery.

Everybody wonders wtf.

brokensoul claims DemonNight has betrayed her trust by joining the MB without saying so. And has lied about living in Pennsylvania. Horrors.

It's all vey strange.