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9:03am: Anonymouse Provided Laurell K. Hamilton Wank
An anonymouse left a pointer to this wank in the last thread, and checking it out, I agree that lo, it is wonderfully wanky.

Laurell K. Hamilton writes books about a vampire heroine named Anita Blake, I believe. Her husband Jon runs a blog for her. (One hopes she writes better than he designs blogs.) Part of the blog is a guest book.

People comment on the guest book that LKH is a lousy writer. Example: I have been a reader for close to 50 years and a reader of serials for almost 40 years and I have never, NEVER, read a series where an author completely undermined, assassinated and betrayed her characters the LKH did.

Husband Jon gets into a hissy fit on the blog. 'm not sure if this is going to be helpful or not, but I'm the kind of person to throw gasoline on a fire. sometimes it puts the fire out, sometimes it just makes it worse. In other words, this is proably going to offend most of you. ( Does that sound foreboding to you? Read on! )

10:33pm: Cho Chang: Whore of Babylon
Apparently, Mugglenet reported the rumor that there was gonna be some hanky panky in Goblet of Fire: Canon Killing Scourge of Light and Waffles. The rumor said Harry and Cho would share a kiss as would Hermione and Krum. There was also the tale of the floozy flirty mermaid. I don't know how to link to the MN messageboards because they appear as popups, so c/p it is.

And people get upset. Mixed in amongst the shrieking canon police and shipper fantasies are some shits and giggles.

then they might have to make pg-13 because cho is cheating on cedric. we dont kissing and cheating in a pg movie right? We do! We do!

OMG!!! This is a Harry Potter movie, not the Harry Potter porn show. and god what is wrong with the directors, they get worse and worse, this is not a SEX APPEAL MOVIE, Awwwwwww!

IF THIS IS TRUE I AM GOING TO BE SO MAD! I HATTE CHO!! what the heck is Newell doing??? The HP books are not filled of sex-crazed teenagers making out with mermaids and girls and russian boys! AGGH!! They're filled with the sweet sweet sound of squid lovin'.

this is SOO scary! Soooo, someone's concealing a uvula ring? That would be scary. Especially if it gets tangled on Harry's tongue piercing.

Ugh. Why must they insist upon desecrating the books? It's to be expected, I suppose. Never did like the movies much anyway. (Although if Snape kissed Hermione, I'd be the absolute last to complain!) Um.

The producers should really think about toning down some of the "raging hormone" stuff before alienating half their audience. The kids are 14, not 17! I think that alienated half would be quickly replaced by a breathless three quarters.

I don't know, it's fine with me, but it is a bit weird because Cedric doesn't die till the end... so Cho would be more like a "woman whose livelihood defies the laws of morality"

( and it goes on )
( Then the rumor is rumored untrue. Relief abounds. As does left over righteous indignation and Cho hate. )