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2:01am: Drama wank over translations at egl
For anyone who doesn't know what egl stands for, it's "elegant gothic lolita", and the LJ community egl boasts of over a thousand or so members, so it's not terribly shocking that drama bursts out every so often.

However this time, tian_shi asks about translating a scan and immediately usagiko responds with a rather curt comment.

...which leads to more serious wank than usual, including friends hopping in and random people just commenting on random stuff.

Not sure if it's ended, because no moderators seem to be on, but someone finally translated the scan which ironically, is an article about manners.

2:15am: Andrews turns up at the official Libertines messagae board and posts some of the Pete/Wolfman photos with the comment "I don't know what do y'all think about it but in my opinion there's something wrong when a MALE kiss another MALE in the mouth."

Wank ensues, of course. People call him an 'asshole', he calls them 'GAY' (because the random caps is so needed), desperate wriggling from Andrews and it all descends to playground level pretty quickly.

5:16pm: More Suikoden wank!
Man, I want to enter this fandom just so I can laugh better at this.

So, do you remember zexenfan A.K.A suikoyaoi and God knows just how many other troll accounts, who is famous for giving us the "Yaoi hater= Nazi homophobic!" and the "No ugly people in my yaoi!" and the trolling of K'Arthur and many other Suikoden authors because in their secret Suikoden community, suikosnark they snarked her fic.

Well, guess what.

She's ba-ack! Now in antifangirls, still wanking about how these evil, evil people hurt her not letting her write what she wants, and that they are haters. Aw. Now listen how the smallest violin in the world goes with her for the wank.

Oh, and, while I'm on it... Countess wank! It's old wank, probably dead wank, but it's Countess wank and it's amusing. It's also about Las Vegas, I think. Under all the wank... (thank you for the correction, Anonymouse!)

PD. Sorry, I'm not in my computer right now so I've no way of searching through the other posts to search for links.

EDIT: BAH-LEETED! Sorry guys.

7:01pm: Open Scrolls Archive Vs. The Haters
It all starts when GAFF sporks a LOTR Sue from Fanfiction.net. The author is probably underage, so I'll leave that alone.

The real fun begins when someone from another archive, Open Scrolls (www.scribeoz.com), crashes the party. DevilsAdvocate (aka Scribe) is upset because people have linked Open Scrolls stories on GAFF. This has nothing to do with the original sporking, mind you. Now if you click on a link to Open Scrolls from Deleterius or GAFF (and probably here, although I haven't tried it yet) you'll get this notice of banning:

You are receiving this message as you have been identified as possibly engaging in the act of unfairly criticising an author and are thus banned from reading stories on this site. This ban will remain for a period of seven days - repeat offenders will be banned permanently.

To raise critical appraisal of stories on this site, please use the review system or the forum. The disection and dismantling of authors in a critical and non-helpful manner is not appreciated.

If you feel that you are receiving this message in error, please notify us on support@scribeoz.com and we will investigate. If you are an AOL user, however, the ban will likely remain due the the way AOL accesses the internet and there is not a lot we can do about it!

The following message is posted on Open Scrolls. And we get a mention! ( Go Team Wank! )

EDIT: According to our brave test clickers, only a direct link to a story will get you banned. If you would like to try this for yourself, go here: Ban Me Harder!