8:02pm:
Okay, so Josh Groban's hit song is called
You Raise Me Up. What's the obvious joke here, people? Yep, that's the one. But don't crack it in front of some of the more serious fans... somebody did, and now
Friends of Josh Groban is boiling over again! And as usual, the denizens are masters of hyperbole.
( 'E News Live just said something very inappropriate about Josh's song YRMU!' )They're also masters of the giant rainbow-coloured signature block, but I'm afraid I'm too lazy to copy all
those out. And you'll have to picture the above thread interspersed with a random peppering of short replies like: 'terrible!' and 'OMJ' and 'I'm so glad I missed that'.
10:30pm:
My first wank! Uh yay. It's kinda small.
It all starts when someone posts a picture of Drew Barrimore over at Ohnoyoudidn't. Oh look! A photoshop circle highlight! It looks like an innocent shadow ... or is it?
No, people, for it is
FEMALE BODY HAIR!GASP!Apart from the geneal 'ew yuck!' comments, there is also!:
Burly mountain women!Women fart rainbows and kittens!Bra burning is SO 70's!Femenism is teh suck!This isn't France or a hippie commune!Lame femenists can stop making excuses! Hair is gross on chicks!Apart from the amazing shallowness and sexism, the wank is only a few pages. Still good for headesking, though.
10:31pm: mmm, HP genderswitch wank
I tried to resist, I really did. But it just amuses me...
So apparently there's been a bunch of genderswitch things going on over at lj's
RemusxSirius community. (Full disclosure: I vaguely follow the community, but don't belong to it)
perrynqa
gets a bit sick of it all. OMG, Remus and Sirius are BOYS! Not girls! End the genderswitch!
Many people agree.
Others debate the idea of "acceptable twisting of canon".
Mod shows up, is helpful, and declines to turn the OP over to us. Good mod!
11:36pm: God rest ye merry English Majors, let nothing you dismay...
Aaah,
fanficrants, pit of rambles and general unholiness, how good to be able to time my watch after your daily wank explosions!
sakuracorr posts a seemingly innocent
rant on English Majors and their annoying tendency to get on their high horse and declare their superiority to all the puny little authors who've not undertaken any explicity literature studies. Because, alas, they are the English Majors, and theirs is the right claim to the One True Authorship, bless'em.
All pink'n'pretty, until
tomakobriefs mentions how, really,
English is a silly thing to major in.
Cue for
general indignation,
reports on what does and does not matter when applying for a job, and the (so the simkin-mouse predicts) soon-to-be classic,
"Your icon is ugly".
I say, how can you not enjoy it? Go, my prettehs, laugh your merry hearts out.
Also, the mousey's first wank, so I'm a bit confuzed on the netiquette -- do I get to smoke my cigar now? Forget the cigar, someone hit me over the head with the HTML manual.