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2:31am: "Are all Clay fans delusional idiots or just the ones posting here? Talk about scary!"
It's been a while since we've had a good Clay Aiken Wank. Of course I don't mean that literally... or do I?

( A little backdoor... I mean, background ) So imagine their dismay when the blog Page SixSixSix contacted the gay escort rumored to have had sex with Clay. Mario Cruz "acknowledge[d] that he's heard the talk, but he refused to confirm or deny anything."

An anonymous Clay defender posts a rant.

( The only ones who took it up the ass were your readers, not Aiken, who stupid enough to believe your bullshit in the first place. Nice try. )

The blogger (Perez Hilton) threatens, "If you Gayken pussies continue to post ANONYMOUSLY, I will delete them." A much-much-saner-but-still-anonymous fan responds.

( I hope you know that not all Clay fans are complete jerks like the ones who have been posting here.  )

It just gets bitchier.

( I think the Claymations or whatever they're called are pissed off because they realized that Clay gets more sex than they do. )

Another outraged fan tries to insult Perez, but doesn't quite make it.

( Proving that not only is he a FRAUD, but a HYPOCRITE as well )

Another anon points out:

( it seems to me that these Clay fans are approximately 13 years of age due to their spelling and grammatical errors. )

And then someone makes a very good point.

( Why not leave Clay alone and let him deal with his sexuality in his own way. )

There's more about Clay being "the leader of the largest group of homophobe fans today" and "the bitchy, bigoted, gay bashing, hate comments, bashing Clay and his fans" but this entry is already long enough. Too long, maybe.

(Thanks to misswindy for some of the links and history of Claymania.)

8:26pm: Daily Show RPS Wank!
Ah yes, the age-old RPS debate, with a Daily Show flavour!

With the recent spotlight on bloggers, someone posts to thedailyshow about a blog linking and posting excerpts from tds_rps (Daily Show RPS).

First bit of wank starts with accusations of a witch-hunt against fellow Daily Show fans! But disaster is averted with a few well-placed apologies and clarifications.

The real fun doesn't start until godfrei asks: ...am I reading this right? Is there really a homoerotic Daily Show fanfic community?

( Jesus Christ those people are fucked up. )

ETA: Oh dear. And it looks like the Something Awful goons have got ahold of the link to the community as well!

Thanks to alecto for the heads-up.

ETA 2: More splooge flies forth from this thread: All I'm getting from this is that not only do you write creepy and pathetic gay erotica, but you also have an army of equally creepy and pathetic amateur erotica authors marching behind you. I'm not sure how comfortable that is supposed to make you feel.

8:26pm: Episode IV: A New Hope (Or "Well, someone's a cunt.")
By popular demand: hot, juicy Smallville wank.

( How much is that doggy in the window going to split the SV fandom? Take a wild guess! )

Nutshell: Showing the dog growling at Lex as evidence of his current or future evilness is either sloppy writing or completely fine. Discuss.

aelora says "Goodbye, Smallville. And fuck you very much." in her LiveJournal. kryptonsite steps in to play devil's advocate.

( But really? Getting so worked up over a DOG, and the suggestion that the future bad guy is bad? Isn't that overreacting just a bit? )

kryptonsite wants to know what aelora thinks. In fact, he says, "This is your forum, I'd be curious. I do respect your opinion and I hope you don't hate me for my response because I do consider you a friend. And anyone else reading, too, is welcome to tear into me, because I could be wrong with my response here."

Maybe he shouldn't have offered. j_keller is more than happy to oblige.

( Who are you to lecture her like she's some kind of child? )

Craig's response to this unknown person is succinct. "Well, someone's a cunt."

DAMN!

( And they're off! )

ETA: Looks as if Hope has left fandom again. The j_keller LJ has been deleted. However, she did respond to this wank in the comments below. Also, massive defriendings everywhere. The fallout seems huge.