Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

3:25am: They Don't Know the Meaning of "Let Sleeping Corpses Lie"
Thanks to an anon on the SV wank for pointing this out.

Meet wtf_inc They are a community that specializes in the weird and bizarre. If it makes you go 'WTF?!', it's there.

2 days ago, disgruntledgrrl posted about Hunter T's suicide thinking it would be a nice gesture.

...or so she thought.

arkady: HST died the way he lived - the way he wanted to.

njyoder seems a bit confused by this comment.
He lived by shooting people in the head? Or are you saying he lived like a coward?

It deteriorates from there.

Choice bits:
altoidsaddict: Let's see your living will. Until then, STFU. That's insulting to those of us for whom death on our own terms is extremely likely to be the most tolerable option.

tenexmag to njyoder: You're just arguing because you don't like her!
njyoder: Nuh-uh! She doesn't like me!

And somehow, feminists get brought up.


Hunter T. hasn't been dead a week, and he's probably already spinning in his grave.

ETA: Thanks, sesana for the link. njyoder appears yet again in an entry of the same subject. Only 3 comments.

6:53pm: OMG ITS MY SPESCHUL GIFT, NOBODY ELSE CAN HAVE IT
con wank alert!


Somebody posts a scan of a limited edition Sandman comic they got from the Fiddler's Green convention





stnightwalker, the auctions coordinator stewps in and whines about copyright laws

dracunculus says theres no need to hoard the pretty


tomgalloway says hes had apart of the making of the comic and threatens to tattle to Gaiman


then sarudy points out that its just a con freebie



and space_ machine reminds us exactly what scans_daily is for in the first place

9:24pm: Just in case you didn't get tired of trying to define rape, someone comes onto the World of Warcraft LJ comm and says something that pretty much read like "omg raped by evil beast in game!!1!!" Not being a WoW person, I have no idea what the person is talking about. However, it appears not to matter.

Someone isn't amused. It doesn't even make it one post before they start wanking. Dictionary definitions are thrown out. People are told to lighten up. Godwin is invoked, though it's used by someone referring to themselves as a "word Nazi," which is a new one to me. Then Godwin is invoked again when she(?) suggests that using raped is sort of like saying "killed faster than a Jew in Nazi Germany."

Someone confuses sexual harassment and sexual assault. Giant words are thrown around.

10:19pm: Baby-sized Dave Matthews wank
So, I know that looking for wank at IMDb is like shooting fish in a barrell, but, this couldn't be passed up.

Outside of Kurt Cobain and Tori Amos, there's not a mainstream musician who seems to attract wanky fans (and non-fans) like Dave Matthews. And I figured that when Because of Winn-Dixie came out, the spooge would probably not be too far behind it, given his performance in (oh NOES!) a kid's movie.

I was right.

In a thread titled Why Dave Why?????, niftychick80011 asks "dave, you're such a good musician, why be in such a sappy, cheesy movie? the dog smiles for crying out loud. go back and make some more albums instead of kiddie movies."

Poppy22, after the usual "Why are you hanging out at this board if you hate the movie," schpiel, points out "BTW, his first movie was a cheesy sappy movie, too. Based on a book of the same name. I'll let you find out what that one is. Guess he has some sappy cheesy parts of his personality, huh?"

mistakenforbacon, says something about a rumor about "why he's doing these movies," which I don't get myself. Anyone care to enlighten a girl?

There's some talk about him doing it for his three-year-old twin daughters, also some nattering about him doing it to cover his legal fees for the Bus Poo Incident (which may be the rumor, maybe?), and then along comes shgrdii.

"The original poster is incorrect, Dave Matthews is not a good musician. Dave Matthews is a guy who tells his tour bus driver to dump poop on people. WHy does everyone think Dave Mattews is so cool, and why do you call him 'Dave', Do you know him personally? Then don't call him just by his *beep* first name if you don't know him. DMB is crap."

Oh noes, shgrdii dared to slam The Dave. And DMB_Lover comes out swinging. Oh noes, shgrdii is a troll.

And on and on. shgrdii says this: "I just like real musical talent such as The Beatles, Ray Charles, Chuck Berry, Jimi Hendrix, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, etc." and the Radiohead mention sends more people in to froth at the mouth.

joFFeman says "i was with you until you mentioned radiohead.."

aaaaand they're off again.

11:30pm: wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank
Fandom = QAF-US
Wank potential = infinite
Latest saga = Brian/Justin vs. Brian/Michael shippers. The 20000000th encore.

To the people involved, backup versions of all posts have already been saved.
EDIT: Back to the Geocities version of the first post. Someone want to host this to stop the inevitable bandwidth problems? The original is available here to anyone who wants to add the community for long enough to see.

bonobochick (cross)posts an open letter to the B/M community to share her friend's "hate on" for the producers of Queer as Folk, which uses the words "degrading", "obnoxious", "bad", "sick fantasy". No "ships" are mentioned in the rant, but the words "deeply dysfunctional", used by some B/M fans to refer to the Ben/M or B/J pairings, are used. The rant is linked by the "ship-neutral" fandom newsletter In Babylon at the request of the original poster, and so the B/J shippers arrive, armed with the mighty knowledge that they must surely be welcome to comment because of the link, and convinced that the rant is all about them. And so, the wank begins.

zoisite84, a B/J shipper, shares that
"Brian and Michael are not going to hook up by the end of the series. It is more than an inkling and a gut feeling. I have proof. You're welcome." Disappointingly, she never shares her proof. In the same thread, quinnponders, a B/M shipper, contributes "You mean our voodoo ritual didn't work?! I KNEW we should've sacrificed the virgin B/Jer instead of the chicken! Dammit!" Pictures of voodoo dolls, cracks at the apparent virginity of B/J fans, references to the B/J mojo that was wanked on fandom_wank a couple of months ago, follow.

pumpu, a B/J shipper, is upset that the B/Mers are being mean. Never fear, jurisenpai, quinnponders, and bonobochick, stalwart B/M shippers all, are at the ready to point out to her that a community named michaelandbrian is not what they would call "neutral".</a> pumpu continues to whine that they are being mean.

The wank goes on, and on, and on, on that very post. I'm too lazy to report it all. Feel free to go look.

The encore:

fishbutt, a B/M shipper, posts an icon of Justin with the words "this is your brain on drugs". juteux, a B/J shipper, is "disturbed".

burnitbackwards, B/J shipper at least for the moment, comes to the rescue with a photoshopped B/M icon announcing "this is your brain on retarded". The usual B/M suspects whine about this behind some friends lock or other, and burnitbackwards supplies them the cheese to go with that, reposting the entire thing publicly on her LJ.

Two hours later, burnitbackwards, the fandom's newest B/M shipper, is back with a change of heart and five new photoshopped B/M icons, announcing in a post called "OMG B/M FOREV", "dear friends, this note is to inform you that i have become a b/m shipper. that's right, it's true. sometime in the last two hours or so, i have seen the error of my ways and have vowed to give up the abusive, dysfunctional, disgusting pairing that is brian and justin. it's brian/michael forever, from now on. to celebrate, i have made some beautiful brian/michael icons. please feel free to take any of them that you would like, but only if you share my feelings that the brian/michael pairing is the best, healthiest, and most sexually arousing pairing of all time. sincerely, bibw
ps. fishbutt aka stinkycrotch and bonobochick aka monkeynuts (i love our nicknames for each other, my BFFs!!!), these are especially for you. thank you for being my new friends and welcoming me into the fold. i love you both so much!!!!!!!
pps. if anyone has requests of beautiful brian/michael icons that you would like for your own, please comment here and let me know!! i am so happy to devote my time to portraying the beautiful brian/michael relationship."

AAAAAAAND....SCENE.