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11:48am: Wankery Without Pity
Let us consider the plight of the TWoP recapper. To slave away at their art for the teeming, uneducated, less-gifted masses must be an arduous task. Should the recapper not be exalted, praised for her service and sacrifice?

Alas, sometimes they are not, as Pamie discovered when she posted a link to this recap of a recent Gilmore Girls episode. It turns out that one TWoP reader, "Katie," didn't like the recap so much, and very politely explained why. After several comments of agreement, recapper extraordinaire Omar G uses an odd home decorating metaphor to berate the ungrateful currs. More recappers step in to deliver self-righteous hissyfits respond to such scathing, hateful criticisms as "usually love your recaps. I hope your future ones live up to what I know you're capable of." Hilarity ensues.

2:15pm: The popular webcomic Queen of Wands ended yesterday, with a strip that had a few words of wisdom about life and death.

Today, Something Positive, another popular webcomic that has done several crossovers with QoW, updated with a strip drawn in the QoW style, depicting QoW's main character being hit by a car.

Wank occurs.

2:57pm: Fullmetal Alchemist's Wanks Never Die
Awww. Look this topic came back into fm_alchemist.

It's the usual. eeyoregurl21 cries because pairing up the FMA boys "is just not right."

Everyone spanks her because the community doesn't want to be on fandom_wank again and this classic gets linked up. lady_agrias is cute in reminding the new poster that "You do not want fangirl answers, they are not worth the time or the killing of your inbox. :D".

276 fangirl comments. Aw.

She, of course, later apologizes and explains that she was just unable to understand the complex mind of The Yaoi Fangirl.

Edit: By the way, these guys are even keeping track of their own wank! The record is twenty-seven days.

10:33pm: Itty Little Fanficrants Wank
I hope this isn't an i_wank since I commented, but I'm not the wank supplier, so here ya go.

New poster Ninaclaww doesn't see why she should have to translate sentences she writes in another language. A fictional language. Huh.

EDIT: It's gone.

( But its spirit lives on )