Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:21pm: Attack of the killer rabbits!
l_s_q posts a Dom/Billy fic in which Dom is Anne Shirley at badfic_mainline.

“It wouldn’t be a proper home without tea would it?”
“No,” Billy agreed.
“I’ve fresh bread too if you’d like it, made it myself just yesterday.”
“Do you often bake bread?”
“No,” Dom admitted, “but I had a presentiment that I might be needing it.”

She then gets accosted by Monaboyd fangirls.

Highlights include*:

- "OMG U R SO MEEN!"
- "Pfff like YOUR Shakespeare!"
- "Whatever, I was being *sarcastic*!!!"
- "Your egotistical!"
- "I think *you're* the pretentious one!"
- "Your wanky and I can't spell but I'm going to get the last word by posting gibberish!"

*I'm paraphrasing. Kinda.

Is there a jurisimprudence law about invoking the name of Shakespeare? Because there should be.

4:52pm: Remember sweetpea_grub?

Apparently she has some very tl;dr views on teh ghays which she sort of shared in chat and is now on the internets for you to read. I got bored trying to figure out what exactly she thought, but maybe you'll have better luck.

In the comments, there is talk of mass shunning and the ubiquitous "she makes us Christians look bad!" statements.