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12:21am: HP Kiddie Porn Wank on GAFF
OK, this is my first wank so be gentle. I was the anonymouse that reported this wank in the Libertines wank thread and since people are discussing it there and in the TORC thread I figured I might as well grow a pair, log in and post.

Over in pornish_pixies, ailei posts a pretty intense, extremely graphic chan/slash/incest/twincest porn story about the under-aged Weasley boys.

GAFF gets hold of it and the handwringing continues for four pages. There are uninformed discussions of the first amendment, plans to contact JKR's legal reps, accusations of unfit parenting, and a GAFF invasion of the story's comment pages.

UPDATE: biichan has learned that the GAFFers notified either JKR's people or LJ and the author has been ordered to remove the story.

8:10am: Alas, poor FanficRants! Three times in 24 hours? Aren't you tired?
Well, since the potential George R. R. Martin wank I was watching died in infancy, I'll just have to settle for FanficRants.

Calluna gives a rant on the correct meaning on the word canon. One would assume that this would be preaching to the choir.

But Herongale objects.

11:46am: Yet more crazy-insane Sailor Moon Wank.
I'm certain that many of you guys are familiar with Tha Crazy chick who cosplays Sailor Moon. On the Sailor Moon Fans livejournal community, there's yet another girl posting that she is ALSO the Sailor Moon cosplaying girl.

The Post starts here innocently enough.

blackbeads writes:
NUUU GAL!
HI, I'm Lori and this is my boyfriend Scott! I like to dress up as sailor moon! My best friend is Chloe XDDDD
X_____X

Of course, no Sailor Moon wank is never complete without using this icon....


Bring in... The wank.

Sailor _Phobos says: funny. are you trying to get flamed?

This then brings in such great comments like:
And, bare in mind, i'm cynical, rude and ruthless in real life, and i have friends. These people only have a life online, without friends.

And my favorite from la_magdalena
No, being cynical and ruthless usually means that you're smart enough to be able to pull either off successfully. You, child, are a hack.

BURN! Oooh, she got you good!!!

But how shall blackbeads respond to such a "hurtful" comment?
i killed your mother :D

Note to wankers: When in doubt, bring in the "mother card"-- it works every time.


la_magdalena and the orginal Wankster continue to throw words back and forth.


But not all people want to participate in the wank... or rather contribute. Instead, these are the people who post about not wanting to be in said wank, and just add to the insanity.

I was just about to say the same thing! ::takes out popcorn and waits::

Of course Blackbeads gets pissed and tosses the popcorn into the wank-watcher's face. And then there's bitching/complaining regarding popcorn.


I guess the thing that can be learned from this wank is to NOT post pictures of yourself and your boyfriend when you're a high-profile crazy cosplayer. I'm certain the next troll will appear in 1.5 months and do the same thing again.

Enjoy, Fandom_wank.

dracolovesharry over, and out.


EDIT: 130pm
tehwankizpastedeonyey!
http://www.angelfire.com/wizard2/outoftheashes/wank.html
Enjoy!

11:12pm: Trolls on parade! *flings confetti*
Still more GAFF wank, of the "OMG stop being so MEEN you stoopid whoreslut bitchtramps" and "OMG u crittysize other u must not have lives" variety. It's two for the price of one!

It all starts when bakabahamut sporks a Yu Yu Hakusho fic. GAFFers snark, rant, and do various other GAFFly things. All in all, it's pretty much business as usual.

( And then the ShadowFox cometh )

And that's all for now, though here's hoping for another wave of trolls. For observational purposes, of course.