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1:09am: Oh Gods, here we go again... More Sailor Moon wank.
Why does this wank always find me? A fellow Katsucon-goer pointed this out to me.

The LJ comm tiaraenvy was created to post horrible Sailor Moon icons.

Someone posts some of sailormoon's icons. For the uninitiated, sailormoon is also known as Usagi Kou.

In typical fashion, she has the post reported to LJabuse and taken down.

But this is the SON of the post that pissed her off. Because apparently one post full of wank wasn't enough for everyone there.

Oh, well. The batshit's still more than enough to go around.

9:01pm: Whee Michael Jackson wank!
I joined a Michael Jackson fan support list after finding a whole forum of really awful Michael Jackson Mary Sue fanfic (in one fic, Michael was a teenage dragon at a special school for other teenage dragons. In ANOTHER, Michael adopted a girl who has psychic powers, could see the future, had red wings, tiger fur, and could control the weather...yeah...). I figured the list would be hilarious.
Oh, and I was right!

No, I have not trolled their boards or their list. I've watched the wank explode all on its own.

It all started when list member Linda Bernet posted the following in response to a poll asking whether people thought Michael Jackson was innocent or guilty.

"i believe he is guilty guilty guilty
May Angels watch over you always"

Now, this infuriated many list members as it's a Michael Jackson SUPPORT list, and apparently the question was rhetorical and everyone was supposed to give an outraged, "HE's INNOCENT!" type response.

...the flames started...

Yenla Poupée had this to say:

"Hey Linda, you are so stupid that you put not only your address, but also your phone number for others to see. What the fuck is wrong with you bitch? I'm sorry, but this thing is ONLY for MJ fans - which you very obviously are not. Get the fuck off of here okay? What is your fuckin' problem you raggety-crack-assed-punk-BEEYACH? I hate to have to say this, but does anybody live in OH? If you do, please go to that address and talk some sense into that bitch. If I lived in OH I would do that myself. Is there a way that she can be blocked from this ring? Yo Linda, do you know what is so ironic about you? First you write a hateful email, then you sign that email with "May Angels watch over you always." How fucked up is that? Mother-fucker, I hope you go to hell!"

( ...and it all went downhill from there. )

( OMG! STOP SENDING THIS SHIT TO THE WHOLE LIST!! PLUS: I get my own special reply. )

( MOVING BACK TO LINDA! )

( Yenla Poupee displays, once again, that she has some serious anger management issues. )

And, finally, after much flaming, screaming, crying, and temper tantrum throwing, the list admin steps in:

( That's it! EVERYTHING SUCKS and I'm closing the list! )

It was most fun to watch.
The scariest sig on the list that I saw was "Love and keep Michaeling".
His name is now a verb?
I'd rather not guess as to what the meaning of that particular verb might be.