Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

5:43am: A what?
It's a car! It's a plane! No! It's an 'Unofficial' Cafepress in Fanficrants' name!

Done without even bothering to ask any of the mods, mind you.

Edit: Aw, deleted. But, ladybirdsleeps recorded most of it in the comments below.