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10:03am: HP, Conuly, and BEEEEEEES! Oh, my!
Does Dumbledore have Sirius' motorbike?

Is Dumbledore a bee animagus?

Will Conuly ever shut up?

Find out, on today's wank!

4:44pm: STOP WRITING YAOI/SLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO NOT CANNON IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!!! OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT CANNON IS EVEN ABOUT?!?!?!?!!?!

In case we have indeed forgotten what "cannon" is, xxsakura_chanxx is here to save the day. Loudly. In a newly created journal, no less.