Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

9:18am: I'm so mature the rules shouldn't apply to me!
In service of the effort to make fandom_wank essentially a mirror of fanficrants:

I'm under 18 and I want my smut!

I don't totally disagree with the poster (hell, I read porn way before I was 18), but her tone of voice and her responses to comments definitely register at least a 5.0 on the Wanker Scale.

That and the complaining about people using "cuss words" in sex scenes. I thought she said she was so mature?

11:38pm: Interpol; they're like Milton, in a way.
Over on interpol_nyc, deleted_member argue that only people who appreciate Interpol as the visionary poets they are can count as true fans. Or something.

Reactions vary: "Overreacting much?", "The mood you picked was wrong for the tone of the post OH NOES!", "Are you putting words into someone's mouth?" and "Pick your quotes more carefully in future, darling!".

The whole thread is pretty damn wanky, mind.

Bonus wanks in the same comm: The OC used an Interpol song! How dare they! and Evil video drama.