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9:31am: When Icon Artists Attack!
From an anonymouse in the Wicked Icon Wank

calixa wants you to know she isn't jealous of fellow icon maker indilime a.k.a. teh_indy

indilime doth disagrees and deletes her rather famous icon journal.

_digitalangel is shocked! Simply shocked! as the word "cuntbiscuit" is bandied about freely.

Icon BNF war? April Fool's joke? Cuntbiscuit parade? You decide.

ETA: April Fool's Joke. Full and weirdly wanky explanation here.

11:03am: On the Law and Order, SVU LJ comm someone posts a story and people (including me) hope to god it's a troll/ April Fools' joke/ anything that makes it not serious.

It fits this general pattern:

"Author": [posts something generally crappy]
Community members: Holy shit, that SUCKS.
"Author": Y RU so meen 2 mee?

Don't read the story if you value your own sanity. (The title is 4Ever Luv, which should give you some idea of the quality of the fic. The scariest thing is she claims to have a beta.) I read it and I lost five IQ points and a little piece of my soul.

Bite sized, as we like to say, but there's one comment that's way too good to pass up.

3:57pm: Britney lays the smackdown!
Don’t you go making Britney mad! She’ll say something incomprehensible about you!

Small but fun. Full text behind cut. Enjoy!

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