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12:08am: Cube Zero Wank
My first one, so be kind...

There should probabally be a warning label on the Cube series. "Warning: Cube Zero Causes Vicious And Violent Wanking!"

Wank Commences Here</i>

12:08am: HIGH FIVE!
As told to me by a Mouse.

So in the fruits_basket community, velvet_abyss makes a post asking members who Tohru should end up with.

Bringing in the wank in the next post is tasukikou claiming that velvet_abyss deleted the comments where she disagreed and velvet_abyss's friend ganged up on her. tasukikou threatens to leave the community, of course; sparking "Oh please don't go!" comments. And everybody has an English-abusing opinion on the matter.

ETA: It's gone, woe.

1:04pm:

Remember this wank, where we had an influx of the oh noes! Think of the children type parents? Well they went and started their own blog to bitch about teh_sex, especially in the Harry Potter fandom. Well, they were chased off of blogging by trolls (Yeah. So sad. I know.)

Anyhoo, they delete everything, except for one post telling readers that they're being deprived because of the trolls, but hey feel free to duke it out in comments.

So people do.

( Cut for the best fandom fairy tale evah! )

Yay, for entitlement whores! They make the weekend bright and shiny.

Edit to add: Good-bye, cruel internets! *throws self off cliff*

Edit the second: The how to parent your kidshelping hands community springs up.

Edit for kicks: the fandom fairy tale hits metaquotes on LJ

Edit because I knew this was coming: The child-free comm on LJ sends up their wank signal.

Edit because it was too good not to point out: Damn those thieving HP fen! Where, oh where can we go to avoid Cassie Claire!?