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12:48am: You don't need high art to masturbate
Awww, poor scans_daily gets into another kerfuffle.

Someone decides to post a rather explicit comic book scan (Not work safe in case you needed that extra reminder).

thewordslinger decides to live up to his name and throw some spooge attacks out, or just continues to let his tactless opinion stand, you pick your permutation. Namely with this gem:

"...and I thought the constant and ever-irritating implications of yaoi-esque behaviors were bad...

This counts as a waste of artistic talent. IF you can draw this well, you need not degrade yourself by putting out pornography."


And just because it's related and hasn't been posted: French jokes are never funny. Ever.

2:36am: Symphonia Incest Wank
An ordinary day in the Tales of Symphonia fandom, where half the fangirls huggle and squee over their favorite incestuous slash pairing, while the other half retches and cries. Then along comes ravenclaw_bebop.

Bebop makes her fandom debut by posting a snarky rant in three
different communities,two of which have a fake lj-cut leading back to the full essay on the
Slash Community where the pairing is widely worshipped by adoring fangirls.

( The article is first presented as a balanced essay )

The OP then includes links to The American Psychotherapy Association,
NAMBLA, and a Harry Potter skullfuck story, all of which will probably
suit your interest "if you find Lloyd/Kratos in any way
realistically hot."

Three guesses on what happens next. Yep. Splooge!

[1]
This is a _SLASH_ site, if you you not like homosexual relationships, then you should NOT be here. If you only like "cannon" pairings FINE, enjoy them. But do it somewhere else.

[2]
This rant hurt my feelings because incest is a beautiful thing.

[3]
Yes. I agree with every word you say. Will that shut you the fuck up?

And then we have a sploogy sidequest, away from the main wank, when rosa_aquafire comes along, defending her OTP with "incest is just the same as homosexuality." Short wank here, unfortunately.

There's also a bonus fanart followup post, where people celebrate their beloved father/son pairing and rant about the original rant -- secretly and subtly, of course, in a wide-open post to the same community.

5:18pm: SG1 rapefic wank
Look what I've brought for you! Rare wank! Wank that usually dares to speak its name only on yahoo mailing lists! But now you get to share! W00t!

Link one:
Here's my fic, isn't it great? Sam's physically abused by her fiance, and to help her recover from this, the love of her life rapes her. Twice. And it's romantic and it's teh hawt sex! And they live happily ever after omg squee!

Link two:
Upon reading said fic, some big old meannies point out that rape is not romantic and that rape victims don't tend to go ga-ga over their rapists.

The author loses it and claims that she knows her story is emotionally realistic because she is a psychiatrist. Some of the big old meannies call her on this.

Many jump to the author's defense, saying that the big old meannies should not be mean and this is TEH BEST FIC EVAH and OMG WHERE'S THE SEQUEL, and it isn't rape! It can't be rape! Because he wuvs her!

And then the sock puppets show up.

(You should really scroll down to the bottom and start from the last page of the reviews, as the newest is on top.)