Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

10:55am: Update: Sorry, Lee, but...
Apparently being a "hardcore Trekkie" means that you own some Star Trek DVDs.

( Slate and corante.com do some follow-up )

6:58pm: Hey Cassie, want some cheese with that whine?
The wantastic Ms. Claire has posted that OMFG! People don't know she has updated her stories!!!111

Continue on down the self-wank and you'll learn that her book is "due" in October.
Anyone want to take bets on this shit being published by a vanity press?

Anyway, there's wank of the pet-friend variety in the comments:

1. Mouse who says "these people aren't true fans"

2. Another mouse asks, "will your Original Fiction be as popular as your fanfic?"

3. Huge discussion throughout the FIVE PAGES of comments discussing chapter size. Have fun wading through it.

4. Don't take it away! I know you're mad!

Aww...fuck me. That's enough to get you started. This is Cassie, afterall. She just brings the wank.

( Cassie's Post in case the bitch locks it and takes away teh_funnie )